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i never knew what it was like to miss someone
not until I lost you
no
itâs not permanent
but temporary leave hurts just as much
it leaves the same gaping hole in your stomach.
gives you the same gnawing in you soul.
and to think that i never even got to say goodbye.
that wouldâve solidified it.
because no one says goodbye unless they mean to come back.
god,
i hope you come back.
Smut Requests
IÂ âneedâ to âpracticeâ my smut.
SO GIVE ME PROMPTS! It can be characters, kinks, situations, etc.Â
Nearly any fandom that I know of, but the characters will be aged up so that theyâre legal.
Drop me an ask, I will literally do anything (lgbt, bdsm, threesome/orgy type thing, polyamory, voyeurism, furry, etc.).
Check the tags for fandoms Iâm in, but here are a few:
Homestuck
Critical Role (M9 or VM)
She-ra and the Princesses of Power
DnD in general
Voltron: Legendary Defender (or any previous versions)
Harry Potter
The Dragon Prince
Simon Snow (Carry on)
Hamilton
Heathers
Chicago
Hadestowne
Be More Chill
Most Musicals, seriously, I love them all
Anything Starkid
Warrior Cats (but theyâll be written as furries or people)
Marvel
BNHA
FMAB
You know what, pretty much any anime just ask.
YOUR OWN OCS (but Iâll need like info on them and stuff)
If you donât see your fandom here, ask because I might be into it or be willing to write it anyways.
Ask Box is here:Â https://grigsby-writes.tumblr.com/askÂ
Naming Chapters
I personally think naming chapters beyond the standard â1â/ âIâ/âOneâ is an art we lose after middle school chapter books. And while I do think the minimal numbering fits certain books, I also think detailed chapter names fit others. So how do you name a chapter (and how do you know if it fits your story)?
1. Chapter names can be much longer and break the more strict nature of book titles
Chapter names can be a single word all the way up to a full sentence while still being manageable. They also donât have to be as catchy or marketable as a book title. This means you have tons more freedom in the name. Which is really fun.Â
2. How to Name a Chapter
What kind of tone the chapter title evokes is important. It doesnât have to match the overall tone, but it should mirror the one within the chapter. Just like the book title, youâre telling your readers what to expect. Here are some ways to find a chapter name (P.S. All the examples are made up):
Within the text
Ex. The sentence âThe morning was awash with simple pleasures.â can turn into the title âAwash with Simple Pleasuresâ
Name of a side character who gets their moment in the chapter
Ex. âAbout Emilyâ
A question the reader and/or MC may have about their circumstances
Ex. âWhat Do You Do When the World Ends?â
A chapterâs motifÂ
Ex. If the chapter revolves around a character getting the MC a pearl necklace, the title could be âPearlsâ, âA Girlâs Best Friendâ, etc.
An allusion
This could really be anything. Some of the most common allusions refer to Shakespeare, mythology, old songs, famous poems, and classic literary works. Of course, you could make an allusion to something niche (or otherwise unknown) that relates directly to the story.
Ex. âEt tu, Brute?â (referring to Shakespeareâs Julius Caesar) could a title after the reveal of a betrayal
An utterance
Anything your MC would think or say, given the opportunity to break the 4th wall, bridges the gap between character and reader a little. Itâs not something theyâve said to anyone in the story. And it has an air of self-awareness.
Ex. âSo This is Where We Are Nowâ, âThis Wasnât Supposed to Happenâ
Foreshadowing
Use this sparingly and carefully, but you can plant clues and things similar in nature in the title
Ex. The chapter ends with the abrupt murder of a character using a coffee pot that was previously inconspicuous. The tile is âCoffee Potâ.
3. The âOtherâ Kind of Chapter (AKA The Part)
There are two main ways to split up a novel. The chapter and the part. Chapters are usually a given and can work concurrently with the story also being split into parts. If you read The Hunger Games, among many others, youâve seen this in practice.
The parts of a novel are usually in 3s. This can (indirectly or inexplicitly) mark beginning/middle/end or childhood/adulthood/elderhood. Or it can mark more story-specific events, like The Hunger Games and its sequels. You mostly see this in sci-fi/fantasy novels, but they can go anywhere.Â
The titles of these parts are usually short and correlate with each other (similarly to how book titles in series can correlate).Â
Ex. âThe Dawnâ, âThe Dayâ, âThe Duskâ
Ex. âSparkâ, âFlameâ, âWildfireâ
Ex. âThe Testâ, âThe Proofâ, âThe JobâÂ
Ex. â4âł, â16âł, â25âł
Where you place these divisions is up to you. It works best if it feels natural and fits in well with the pacing. You can plot your story around these parts, or add them in later. Either way, whether they work or not is going to be subjective and you might need beta readers/a critique partner to help you out.Â
4. So, is it right for my story?
Thatâs totally up to you and all I can really give you for an answer is my opinion. I think chapter titles are a given for stories with a comedic tone. Thereâs an easy sense of irreverence or goofiness that comes with it when used right.
Other stories can be tricky, though. I think unless your story is super serious (like a thriller), you can effectively use chapter titling. With serious stories, it might be a bit more tricky to maintain the stricter tone with title, but itâs accomplishable.
And of course, you donât have to add titling. Sometimes the minimalistic nature of âOneâ/âIâ/â1â fits a story better than any other title could.
If you feel so inclined to title your chapters, it can add a whole new layer of mechanics to better tell and represent your story that you can experiment with. And if you donât feel inclined, donât worry about it! Itâs a personal choice, not something youâre missing out on. And isnât that what your writing is? Your own style based on what you do and donât add?
Oh I love this. I plan to reread it when Iâm a little more awake and can retitle every chapter Iâve ever written <3

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So, Whatâs it Actually Like to Work With a Small Press?
Have you ever noticed that advice for writers tends to be sort ofâŚlackluster in some areas? Like there are some parts of the publishing process that are really easy to find information about. For example, how to write a query letter! Everybody tells you how to write a query letter! But what nobody ever seems to talk about is wtf actually happens once your book is accepted. Like, what is it actually like to be a published author?
And thatâs kind of scary, right? Like youâre plunging into darkness on absolute faith that thereâs something on the other side? If you canât imagine yourself in a role, itâs kind of hard to take the leap into it. So hereâs my attempt at shining a flashlight on one small corner of the publishing industry.
I canât speak to the process of being published with a major publisher, but I can at least tell you a bit about what itâs like to work with the small press that I work with.
Short answer: Way, way cooler than I expected.
Honestly. I went into this with pretty low expectations, because you hear a lot of talk about how publishers donât do anything to promote their authors and how first-time authors are pretty much nobodies etc. etc. so I was expecting nothing. Hereâs what I got instead:
- Several months after my query, I got an email saying they loved my book and would like to publish it. There was a contract attached. I asked if I could take some time to review the contract and reach out to some agents (I still had queries out with them) and they said that was fine. I gave them a specific date Iâd have an answer for them (I think it was two weeks) and sent some emails to agents. Most of the agents replied right away that I was off the hook and good luck. Some said nothing. One notable outlier emailed me back several months after the contract was signed and asked if I still had the book. (I told him no but Iâd consider him first the next time I query an agent).
- I signed the contract. The terms were pretty much what I expected. If Iâd had an agent I could probably have negotiated better terms, maybe. But Iâm satisfied with what Iâm getting, and itâs very standard for the industry. Â
- Which brings us to another irritating truth about the publishing business: nobody talks about money. Like, aside from short story markets (which usually post their rates right in the market listing) you never have any idea how much anything pays. This is by design. The authors who are really vague in their posts about money? Theyâve probably signed a contract stating that they canât talk about the specifics. I know itâs really frustrating. Itâs just how the industry works, for better or worse (and, tbh, itâs how a lot of businesses work - if you get a raise, for example, your boss may ask you not to tell anyone because other employees arenât getting the same raise).
- Anyway. I signed the contract and then waited around for a while for it to be signed by the head of the company and sent back to me. Then I waited around a little bit longer to be introduced to my editor. Publishing involves a lot of waiting, which you should use to your advantage to do more writing rather than brooding and pacing.
- My editor emailed me and let me know she really liked my book and approximately how long it would take for her to turn around edits. It took about that long. She sent the edits in tracked-changes format in the word doc and I spent an evening going through and pretty much approving all of them because I am not a person to quibble over the placement of a comma.
- What was editing like? Well. They were copy-edits, not substantive edits. I donât know whether thatâs the norm for this publisher or small presses or publishing in general, but that was my experience. Iâm mostly fine with that, but it did surprise me; I was expecting to have to do a lot more work post-acceptance. There was no discussion about changing the title, either, which is a thing I was expecting because Iâd once read that books never get published with their original titles.
- Once Iâd approved the edits, it got sent of for formatting and we talked about cover design. I made a list of book covers I liked and some general things I wanted. My editor passed this along to the designer, and they had some back-and-forth before it was sent back to me, and I loved it a whole lot and had one extremely minor change. I imagine if I really, really hated it I could have gotten it re-done, but I loved it so I didnât get to test that hypothesis.Â
- So with the cover and the formatting pretty much done, itâs time to start promo. I started pulling together things independently. I ended up with a list of 86 blogs/websites I wanted to approach for online promo, and I can write a whole thing about this process later so I wonât bother you with the details on it now. But there were a few things that were really interesting and I didnât know about or didnât expect, so Iâll talk about that instead!
- Blurbs! You know those quotes from other authors and such that are on book covers or on a page inside the cover? Ever wonder where those come from? You ask for them. This should not have been mind-blowing to me but it totally was. My editor approached some people, and then asked me if I had anybody to approach, which led to me sending some really awkward emails both to complete strangers (people with books I really liked that were similar to my own) and to friends/acquaintances who were more successful than I am. This was terrifying, but also really cool. I had to remind myself constantly: you are a professional sending business correspondence to other professionals. This did not stop me from squeaking when anybody replied.
- Reviews! I submitted a ton of requests to people with the ARC (advanced review copy). My editor reached out to solicit some, too. Like I said, Iâll write a thing about this later, but just know that Iâm not and have never been wholly on my own in this regard.
Over the course of all this Iâve become gradually more familiar with my editor. Weâre Facebook friends now. I have emailed at odd hours with panicked requests (âIs it too late to rewrite the jacket copy? here are several paragraphs of alternative ideasâ) and sheâs pinged me with opportunities and kept me updated on whatâs going to happen next. This publisher is only open to submissions for a narrow window during the year (about a month or two) and I think thatâs mostly so each author can get this kind of personal attention, and I love that.Â
Honestly, itâs really great, and a much more hands-on and personable experience than I had anticipated. I strongly doubt that publishing with a big house is like this at all. But publishing with a small press, for me anyway, feels a lot like a VIP treatment, even if Iâm not, likeâŚgetting flown around the country for book tours or anything like that. Just having somebody who really believes in your book who answers your emails within a couple days of sending them isâŚpretty freaking awesome?
10/10 would recommend Journalstone/Trepidatio to anyone.
You can scope out their website here:Â http://journalstone.com/mainstore/
Youâll note that my book (River of Souls) is one of just two new releases slated for late summer. Youâll also note that the other book, Doorways to the Deadeye, looks fucking phenomenal and you should buy it (and Iâm not just saying that because Eric Guignard wrote very nice things about my book).Â
But anyway, thatâs my experience so far. Iâll try to follow up after the book has been released to give some more insights.Â
This behind-the-scenes information and your experiences has been such a cool read! Youâre absolutely right - a lot of people donât really tell you about what to expect after the manuscript has been accepted, and it definitely is very different from what I had expected!Â
Iâm so glad to hear that working with a small press was such a good experience as well! Iâve been teetering on the edge with those because Iâve heard so many horror stories about writers who just werenât getting enough from small presses they were working with and how that led to a really negative experience overall. This was extremely good to read, so thank you again! ^^Â
And youâre absolutely right - your book cover for River of Souls is beautifully done! Itâs also good to hear that someone had a positive experience there, too, because I always heard that as an author you didnât really get much of a say with how your book cover looked at all and that you had to stick to whatever the marketing / design team thought would sell better - and that might still be true to an extent but I imagine that if it really turned out badly, like you said, one should be able to say that and get at least some elements changed.
Benadryl, when taken in high volume, causes hallucinations so vivid they are indistinguishable from reality. - weird, interesting & funny facts
SIGNAL BOOST the hallucinations of benadryl are known to take every fear and of yours and put it into a hallucination like monsters forming from objects, objects trying to grab you, some people have experienced suicide situations (like thinking a beloved one committed suicide), pretty much anything the far deep back of your mind is scared
THERE IS NO PLEASANT HIGH OFF OF BENADRYL and from personal experience I wouldnât wish it on anyone. Do not try it because its a cheap high, its a terrifying high. I donât support any form of drug use but I know I canât stop people so please just be safe!!!
I accidentally (Yes, accidentally. Please be careful and keep track of your cold medicines when youâre sick.) took too much when I had, like, bronchitis and let me tell you there was nothing fun about that at all. At all. It felt like my skin was violently trying to shed and I couldnât stop twitching. Also I saw big, dark shadow people coming out of every door or closet. Donât do it.
please for the love of god do not overdose on antihistamines especially benadryl because i will second the fact that your hallucinations will be completely indistinguishable from real life scenarios and it will fuck you up in the head in the worst type of way and it is beyond terrifying
THIS IS A GIANT FUCKING RED FLAG FOR PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY. I TOOK THIS SHIT WHEN I HAD A SINUS INFECTION AND MY ANXIETY WAS SO BAD I COULDNâT HOLD A PENCIL I WAS SHAKING SO HARD. PLS SIGNAL BOOST THIS FOR PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY AS WELL
Why revoke her âgamerâ card if she obviously played all of you perfectly
this is what we in the field call an âepic pwnâ
scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parkerâs power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i donât know if youâve ever been in a lego castle but itâs pretty sweet
peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,
Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker canât shrink: oh okay no biggee, weâll just make the LEGO castle big
Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica⌠and my friend Ned and I got it to flyâŚ
Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people
Tony, calling peter: âŚand may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!
Peter: we didnât want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!
Tony: THATS N O T MY POINT!!!
#and then Tony wonders when the hell HE became the responsible one#and promptly abandons his responsibilities#and jumps in his armor#to go zoom around the life size death star#pretending heâs Luke doing the trench run (via)
It got better!
I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and goâŚ. No, this isnât life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, weâre taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.
Sam: Barnes is gonna make an awesome Chewbacca.
Bucky: -.-
Guardians arriving back in Earth orbit for a visit: Rocket : When the **** did Earth get another moon? Peter Qull (with an indescribable look on his face, but knowing his entire life has built to this moment): Thatâs no moon!
canât⌠stop⌠gigglingâŚ
Your Character: A Masterlist of CC Guides
Character creation and development:
Character creation questionnaire
Character foils
Core values
Core values 2
Creating a character from scratch
How eating an orange reveals character
Fears, weaknesses, and pet peeves
Flaws
Flaws and Vices (list)
Inventory
Nicknames
Outline for a distinct character
Personal effects
7 Key Traits of Enduring Characters
What does your character know?
Your character as a paradox
Your characterâs closet
Dealing with large character casts
Types of Character:
Creating a likable villain
Strong Female Characters
Supporting characters
Throwaway characters
Mary Sue / Gary Stu
Loner Characters
Character Arc:
Building a character arc
Series Characters
Steps of change
Swoons and wounds
Character dialogue:
How your character asks for help
Character-specific dialogue
Cursing
Speech patterns
What we say vs. what we mean
Who has control
Relationships:
Power imbalances
Pacing your romance
How to avoid unintentional romantic subtext
On the page:
Creating a strong first impression
An exaggerated first impression
Characterization through appearance
Description
Showing emotion
Staging
Thank God I have (insert character here)
Torturing your Character (and reader)

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So you finished your first draft... What now?
I sometimes see posts telling you what to do after you finished writing. Many of them focus on getting the sentences to flow nicely, catching typos or making sure the grammar is sound. For me, thereâs much more work to be done before I can get on with word choice and grammar. I want to tell you about the different stages of editing Iâm planning.
Iâm working from big to small, because itâs no use fretting over synonyms in a scene youâll end up cutting out later.
These are my drafts:
1. Just write
Check. Youâve gone that. You got the first draft on the paper. Congratulations! You rock!
2. Add and cut
Youâve probably heard that editing is cutting. âA second draft needs to be shorter than the first draft, because you cut out any unnecessary words.â Yes and no. I agree you need to cut them out, but not yet.
Read through your entire story first, noting if anything needs to be added or cut out. Scenes where you were telling and you needed to be showing: rewrite them, add more words. For example: âAnd then they fight.â No, show me the fight. Scenes where you repeat yourself: cut out the repetitions if they have no function.
Think of pacing. Pick it up for the exciting scenes and then give your reader some breathing room. Pick it up towards the end. Add a small filler scene to change a regular reveal into a cliffhanger.
This is also the draft in which you fix any plotholes and rearrange scenes if they need to be in a different order.
If you finish this draft, you completed probably 80% of the work needed on your story. *high five!*
3. Group the scenes into chapters
A chapter consists of several scenes. If you have not grouped them yet, read through the entire story and place the chapter breaks where they feel right. If you have written your story into chapters, read it through to make sure that the chapter breaks are where they supposed to be.
Make sure there is a hook, big or small, at the end of each chapter to make the reader read on. If there isnât one, add one or put the chapter break somewhere else.
4. Are there darlings to be killed?
You know your darlings. Scenes, characters, ideas or sentences you donât want to cut because you really like them, but they serve no purpose in your story. Or worse, you rewrite a good plot into a mediocre one to make sure the darling doesnât need to be killed.
Knowing myself, any darlings in my story probably involve random mentions of space and dinosaurs.
How to spot darlings: read through your entire story and ask yourself honestly:
Is the story structure still working? (Plot/pacing/âŚ)
Is everything logical?
Whatâs the function of this chapter? Of this scene? Of this paragraph?
If it serves no purpose, kill them. Â
Notice Iâm still not telling you to check the grammar.
5. Voice
By know, you really know your characters. You know how they should react, how their thoughts sound, and if they have any quirks. Read through your story and make sure all the actions and dialogues are in character. Pay extra attention to the first part of your story, because you didnât know them as well as you did at the end.
You can do this for all your characters in one go, or go through your story for each character individually, whatever serves your story best. I will go through my story four times in this draft, once for each of my four major characters.
6. Optional genre-specific draft
Iâm writing something funny, so Iâm dedicating an extra draft to make sure there is enough humor in it. If you write a romantic story, check for romantic details. If you write horror, check if you need to add extra creepy details. Add foreshadowing if that makes your story richer.
7. The time has come
Yes. Iâm finally telling you to check the grammar, synonyms, tenses, unnecessary words, adverbs, variations of âsaidâ, commas versus semicolons and all the other stuff you want to check. Go wild.
8. Extra things publishers and agents like
Make sure your first sentence is spot-on. Make your first scene brilliant. Make your first chapter a perfect chapter.
Rewrite the first and last alinea of every chapter. The goal is to make people want to gush to their friends, âIâm reading this book and you NEED to hear this paragraph, let me read it to you because it is the. best. ever.â
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I know it can be difficult to see your mistakes and not tackle them immediately. Â For me, it works if I signal them to future-me: I write âbad writingâ, âresearch thisâ or âwhy????â in the margins and I put a squiggle under weird paragraphs or words. The reason you want to tackle it now is to make sure the idea or the mistake doesnât escape you later. By signaling it, Â you make sure it canât escape, but youâre not losing time with micro stuff when you still have macro stuff to do.
Note that I will probably only change like 0,1% of the story each time I go through it, especially in the later drafts, but this way I wonât get distracted by other to doâs. If I try to do everything in one or two drafts, I canât possibly see or do everything.
And now youâre done, you magnificent unicorn of a human being! You deserve the highest of fives!
I hope this is clear! You can always ask me if you have more questions. Follow me for more writing advice.
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gen z cartoonists rise up... we gotta completely rebuild the animation industry from scratch but with morals this time
Including but not limited to:
Respecting animation as a medium of story telling for all ages, not just children
The experimentation of different styles that utilize the technological prowess that the medium has
Limiting the amount of cash cow movies produced (Minion,Trolls, basically anything Illumination does)
Abolishing the excessive amount of FUR in animated movies
Creating complex,masterful works that donât have a stupid fart joke in the trailer
Increasing the wages of animators
Having more women animators with influence and not letting sycophants like John Lasseter get so much power
Giving rise to smaller animation studios rather than have the same four studios hog all the spotlight
Not having a Disney/Pixar movie win an Oscar every.damn.year (with the expectation of 2018)
Dismantling the current Animation category all together because beautiful works like âSaving Vincentâ should not be lumped with THE BOSS BABY
and thatâs not to say childrenâs animation should not be recognized. But in this day and age itâd be more appropriate to have two categories. Best Childrenâs Animated Feature. Best Animated Feature.
Ending these controversial remakes that some say are a âstep upâ from the animated originals
Allowing animation to be seen as a viable option for filmmakers. Imagine how much nicer Cats 2019 would look if it was animated. How much nicer that would all flow?
And yes, it could have a higher rating than PG
Giving younger generations their Lion King or Spirited Away.
This medium is limitless, has so much potential and itâs much less costly than these stupid live actions
Y'ALL ARE SPEAKING FLUENTLY IN MY DANG LANGUAGE HERE
Fictional Character: *shown stimming, infodumping, and/or other traits of neurodivergence without being mocked or stereotyped*
ADHD, & Autistic Folk:
Ok so I donât know if you have noticed but into the spider verse does an AMAZING job at telling Gwenâs backstory in just a few minutes, now this does contain spoilers for Gwenâs backstory
In Gwenâs backstory scene you can see the shadow of her beating up Green Goblin right?
Now if you pay attention to the Green Goblinâs shadow you can see it turning into a man like this;
This is Peter Parker, in Gwenâs universe Peter Parker is her best friend and also the Green Goblin
You can even see the green blue scales left on his body after he is back to his normal state
And you can see the look of terror on Gwenâs face after she realizes what she has done, and they donât even show her face
Then later when Peter meets MJ in the restaurant Gwen tells Peter that âitâs not your MJ, trust me Iâve been thereâ
She is directly talking about him, right in front of him, and he doesnât even know it
Gwen goes through the entire movie having to look at Peter B. Parker and remember that she killed her Peter
And this concludes my essay for why Gwen is an underated character and y'all need to give her the respect she deserves
My advice when folks are struggling with writing in the third-person omniscient is to Lemony Snicket it up. Give your omniscient narrator strong opinions about whatâs going on. Donât fall into the trap of assuming that the third-person omniscient perspective must also use the objective voice; those are two separate things, and many of the most popular and successful writers whoâve written in the third-person omniscient do not, in fact, use the objective voice.
âWillingness to admit the narrative has a voiceâ is, I think, a big part of what makes young adult literature so much more engaging than a lot of books marketed at adults, particularly adult men.
âLemony Snicket it upâ is a very good phrase and very good advice
I just appreciate seeing third-person omniscient recognized as an actual POV, because people are often dismissive of it (and yes, this is good)

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A dating service where matching is based on peopleâs search history exists. Youâre a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, itâll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
A++ addition
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene theyâre writing* babe, iâm not sure if this would actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, youâre doing great
I LOVE THIS
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? Itâd be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it theyâre a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so itâs completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.
Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and itâs a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that thereâs something to the theory, but itâs all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the authorâs home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they donât seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, thatâs it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough heâll FINALLY have proof.
Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal.Â
âYou need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.â
Serial killer breaths in. âLook-â
âŚperfect
I donât like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect
Man that guy who painted the Mona Lisa is pretty good
anyone know if he does commissions?
Bad news guysâŚ
lemme guess. that was his only normal piece and the rest is sherlock inflation art