Theres Nothing Good Here

Thank you, lady 🤗

The Nigerian accent. God. She reminds me of home...

Always grateful when this makes the rounds

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

they should invent being awake and attentive and having energy

i think they should let me in abandoned buildings

The most powerful vampire in the show isn’t the Baron or the Sire or anyone like that, it’s Colin fucking Robinson. He said it himself: energy vampires are the only ones who can feed off of other vampires. He could easily drain those two, plus he can go out in the sun, he can fly sometimes, and he can fart. He’s the king

a concept: a bus, but horizontal