dale gribble malewife compilation

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

... much like something else i know of

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you

finally getting home from a saw trap and checking your phone to find a venmo request for $50 from @j_gsaw labeled “trap costs”

What does it mean....

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch

i’m sorry but what the actual fuck

a cackling witch

im in love with a damn noob

dude. bensons going to mercilessly punish our holes and throats for this

must be one of those bugged no notes posts

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib