Breathe.

@greg-oconnell​

Remember forever ago when you worked for me?

That’s not fair. I should be able to determine if I get a break or not. 

The only other person that would get a say is the one I’m trying to get to distract me. 

You’re an adult. Just say and do what you want.

Yeah but I’ve been working hard, so I think I deserve to have a good time as a reward right now. Wouldn’t you agree?

I wouldn’t know. We have to ask Cam if you’re deserving of a break. After all, he’s the one who’s been watching you closely lately.

Well it would have to be the good kind of distraction. That kind of distraction would be nice.

Your son is right to keep an eye on you. 

The best kind of distraction is no distraction at all. And then once you’re done with what you need to do -- having a good time is a necessity. 

It is but, I think I can handle making sure I do my homework. It’s not like I have a person around to keep me distracted. Which is a shame.

A shame that you’re not distracted? Now that’s a first. 

He made his choice! He wanted to be the adult and be bossy. I’m not needed anymore. He’s all yours.

But also please have him home by 9 for bed, thank you.

What a quick turn of events. The poor kid just wanted to be like his mom. 

It’s nice that he seems to be so concerned with you studies. 

Yes, yes you should tell him. 

Let him know he’s rude, that I’ve disowned him and he’s all yours. You two can go on living your lego building, candy sneaking, bossy days however you two want. 

That’s the kind of life I’m certain he’ll be very eager to live actually. Especially after his mom literally just abandoned him.

Nope, I’m disowning him. He’s yours now. All yours. Good luck. Have fun.

Shall I tell him or will you? I’d like to see his reaction.

I’m feeling so betrayed right now. So betrayed. Your eyes are wrong. They need to get checked out.

Betrayed because it’s the truth. Your son is your boss -- a fact. 

No, that’s wrong information. I don’t know where you got that but you should really check your source. Was it Wikipedia? Can’t be reliable. He wasn’t bossing me around, nope.

I’ve gotten such information from WikiCam actually. Very reliable source. And I also saw it with my own eyes -- can’t do better than that.

Who would’ve thought going back to school would be so exhausting? (I did but I tried to ignore that intuition). I should’ve waited until the fall to start but, here I am. Also, don’t tell your kids you’re going to school because they’ll start thinking they can boss you around and  tell you that you can’t watch tv until you finish your homework.

Wasn’t he bossing you around even before you went back to school?