and wouldn't you rather be a left-handed flea

"Oh, not you as well, Brutus!" in that voice is the best translation of 'Et tu, Brute?' I've ever heard.

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

three in the morning on a random wednesday in august why are we setting off fireworks right now 😭😭😭😭

this post actually doesn’t even come close to expressing how fucking infuriating this was. i was having a great time being sound asleep and then suddenly BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG. and then i couldn’t fall back asleep for over an hour

"Whats your favorite genre" i just Listen to music i like man I dont kno w

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

they need to fire law asap please get him out of there