green studies

změnil jsem taktiky, řekl na první dobrou, že jsem autista a pak úplně nečekaně a nekompromisně dostal zaměstnání. někde je v tom určitě životní poučení, ale já nevim, kde mám brejle.

Erotic point-and-click adventure game, except it's in the classic Sierra mode, so instead of just saying "I can't use this" or "that doesn't go there" every time you try an invalid item combination, many invalid combinations trigger unique death scenes. There's an achievement for finding five different ways to make your penis explode.

And – this is key – there must be a snarky narrator who reacts to every single death scene by playing it off with a stupid joke or pun which almost but not quite succeeds in concealing the fact that they're kind of into it.

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

7+48=55 -> forget the result -> 20 + ?? -> 7+48=55 -> 20+55=75 -> or 77? What numbers was i adding? -> nono it is 75

I'm sorry, why did this get posted 5 years later?????? What? I graduated highschool, got bachelors degree and moved since then