Random reblogging

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

honestly, having flexibility in your headcanons is such an important skill to develop as a fandom participant. like, it's great to have strong opinions of your own, but don't you want to hear what strong opinions others hold? I love being compelled by a passionate argument! go off! tell me something I don't assume! give me the tea that's not inherent to my watching!

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

hey good luck today with whatever u got going on. u got this. and i hope something really nice happens to u today. u deserve it. 

you deserve a life you aren’t constantly recovering from

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.