Fun Shit

Tim: Conner! I want, Co-- I mean, logically, we should have Superboy come as well. I know him and he'll agree.

Bruce: No.

Dick: C'mon, Bruce, we need the help and everyone will be there.

Bruce: What will the sleeping situation be?

Kon making the worst excuses when it comes to Tim.

Kon: Wow, he’s actually so fine, like wow.

Cassie: Please stop sighing in my ear and fucking get together.

Bart: *munching on popcorn*

Bart: How many times are we going to hear him say that before he actually does something?

Kon: Probably like more than 100 times.

Cassie: Please just fuck already.

—

Bart: So, the hand placement? Real slick there.

Kon: What? It’s, normal.

Bart: One allegedly heterosexual man and a bisexual man. Basically holding onto each other as if not touching the other would destroy them. Hand around WAIST and NECK.

Kon: You got it. Minus the part where you said I would die without touching him. What’s the issue in that?

Bart: I am. Going to leave.

Kon: Hello? Explain?

—

Kon: You know what.

Cassie: We know, Kon, ‘his ass is glorious’, or ‘his hair sways so elegantly’.

Kon: I do not sound like that!

Bart: Sure.

Kon: Serious! Anyway, back to the topic.

Bart: Here we go..

Kon: I’m going to do it. Ask him out.

Cassie: *nearly falls out of her chair*

Cassie: You’re doing what?

Bart: *choking on his food*

Kon: Wow, is it really that surprising?

Cassie and Bart: YES

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(After Kon gave the most emotional— definitely platonic— speech to Tim)

Tim: Aw, you’re such a great friend.

Cassie:

Bart:

i would kill for you - i would die for you

Brook and jinbei join the cuddle pile !! <33

This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)

The woman says "Ridiculous..."

Jason: A hobby.

Bruce: *crosses his arms*

Clark: Sorry. It's just, well, I promised not to say but he's bringing a new Robin. I just can't wait to meet the little guy!

Dinah: Or girl.

Diana: Oh, yes, it's about time we had another girl Robin.

Hal: But what's that now? Three? Four? How many kids is he planning to add to his family tree this year?

Clark: Maybe there's something in the air.