VINTAGE SMILES

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

Wtf

BUT I LITERALLY GO “rawr” ALL THE TIME. ITS MY THING THIS WAS MADE FOR ME????

oh honey…

rawing means “I love you” in dinosaur

I’m literally gonna jump

What a time to be alive.

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect

Fekken hell of an improvement

Photorealistic CGI is a perfectly good medium, Disney is just lazy.

They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory

The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, “it’s called secret Santa”