its ya boi,

happy pride

This is the gay agenda jsyk

this is what radical gay liberation really looks like

Destroy the idea that just because someone has “nice” skin means they know anything about skincare. And that someone struggling with acne can’t be knowledgeable about it.

STOP USING ST IVES APRICOT SCRUB AND MARIO BADESCU PRODUCTS ON YOUR SKIN

Stop with the stupid Purity cleanser as well. Oh and don’t listen when anyone with a “70% off” (LMFAO!) discount code tries to make you think those Vanity Planet skin spa brushes are somehow worth more than the $15 ones you can find at Ross…

Stop with Glossier too. Sorry.

a dystopian novel except everyone is sipping Green Juice and must go to Pilates & spin class 3x a week and if u eat a refined carb, ur executed & there’s a whole black market for twinkies and ben&jerrys

being an adult is just… calling people that’s literally it… just calling people you don’t want to call about problems you don’t want to have to be solving.. it’s disgusting

White people would rather think aliens built landmarks than that brown people figured out architecture and astronomy

who remembers ︻デ═一 soft ghetto 一═デ︻

I can’t wait to wake up in a ditch at 24 in the middle of a ghost town with no memory of who I am or where I came from

people always talk about the theory that the universe is a simulation but i cant shake the notion that the universe is a cringe compilation for god

brunch is gay culture because none of us are awake before 10 am

except farm gays. these are the most powerful gays and I dare not fuck with them