does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests
can we not do this right now its pride month
Technically? No, but if you start falling alot then yeah, most people aren’t clusmy they’re just cursed and have no idea. Witches are real, the ones who do curses aren’t friendly, ‘bad luck’ is them just taking the good thing that was for you for themselves. Some even do this as a business. Even taint food. They are petty and don’t play fair.
Some call themselves witches and read cards, drink tea, and have an aesthetic. They are people who have been hurt and use the label for comfort.
(real witches take advantage of this)
They’ll try to make you feel sorry for them, anything to get a hug or entry to your life and loved ones, your number, all in the first meeting. They’ll be friendly in a way that’s unsettling. You will think, ‘this is weird… but they seem nice maybe I’m being too harsh, and I should give them a chance’. Don’t.
They’ll approach you, with a smile like a thief trying to get close commit credit fraud, but it’s you they’re after.
Remember the rules of fairytales, and tell them nothing. Take nothing. Be polite. Don’t give your name. Be vague.
Don’t hold let them hold your hands, or hug you. Be brisk and get out of there. Nothing is worth your life.
And for those worried about hurting their feelings, just remember that real witches are petty karens who feel entitled to everything good in your life, your money, health, even your name and they would take anything and everything even the ground under you if they could.
ohhh okay
