The ORIGINAL Detective

I have this really weird feeling that in another timeline I’m dead T_T

I'm so AWESOME! ^o^, also, Lavvy hate isn't respected 'round these parts, fucking British, don't you dare forget that stupid-

Lavender has taken everything from me.

Does Pink have something to do with this...?

I don't like you.

Where has everyone been? This is a ghost town now...

You do not need silence to provide mystery. I speak quite a bit, I'd say. And yet there are several mysteries surrounding me.

Blahaj.

Good question, Reddy (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

Don’t call me that.

Oh what, only your guy Aurelion can call you that???? Soooorry I didn’t know you hated joy and whimsy (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

Keep them out of this

That's... interesting.

Green get out of here don’t you got a detective of your own?

I too miss you a small amount, Green.

I will crack the mysteries of AF8 wide open. All in due time.

snickers Y’know what someone else would crack? (≧▽≦)

Hmmm…. Egg….When the egg hatches you figure out your trans.. Lavvy is there something you wanna tell us? (╭ರ_•́)

It seems Lavender has something to share with the class indeed.

Detectives, I'd like to say this, you can be yuraoiful, and still do your job as a detective.

Good question, Reddy (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

Don’t call me that.

Oh what, only your guy Aurelion can call you that???? Soooorry I didn’t know you hated joy and whimsy (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

Keep them out of this

That's... interesting.

Green get out of here don’t you got a detective of your own?

Good question, Reddy (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

Don’t call me that.

Oh what, only your guy Aurelion can call you that???? Soooorry I didn’t know you hated joy and whimsy (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

Keep them out of this

That's... interesting.

@greendetectiveanon Look, its us.

Us indeed. How nice.

Can I be the priest for your wedding!? ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )

Wedding? I said nothing of that sort... O////O

...Perhaps I will take you up on that offer.