Dirty 누나

Siri find me some self confidence

when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face

kinda want a boyfriend kinda wanna hook up with a boy kinda wanna never talk to any boys ever

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

#This is how pornos start #You have a hot trainer helping you work out #And he helps you adjust your body while doing exercises #He keeps telling you you’re doing /really good/ #And he accidentally touches u while helpin #and then he’s like ‘lets try this one together’ #’I know an exercise that burns a lot of calories’ #cue sexual advances #woobin

Pretty girls make me want to punch myself in the face