can't you see i'm sleeping here jfc

i’ll tell you for 10.000 gold

say what you want but you cant deny my tits look INCREDIBLE in this pic 

say what you want but you cant deny my tits look INCREDIBLE in this pic 

i sense that someone has shat out a glut of eggs…. or diarhhea?

Oh, sorry, that was me. i figured since i’m dying soon i should get these eggs out while i still can. 

why the hell are you dying??? is it something you ate? i told you only i can handle spicy food :(

it was a rly spicy tear of elune. i think. idk the dream was weird, also velen was poledancing in it. 

*He whips his head around really fast and wafts the smoke away from his face.* HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY THURSDAY BINGO NIGHTS?

we go to the same bingo hall you absolute weapon

i sense that someone has shat out a glut of eggs…. or diarhhea?

Oh, sorry, that was me. i figured since i’m dying soon i should get these eggs out while i still can. 

why the hell are you dying??? is it something you ate? i told you only i can handle spicy food :(

it was a rly spicy tear of elune. i think. idk the dream was weird, also velen was poledancing in it. 

i sense that someone has shat out a glut of eggs…. or diarhhea?

Oh, sorry, that was me. i figured since i’m dying soon i should get these eggs out while i still can. 

so Druids are meant to protect nature and stuff right?? why are they wearing leather and fur all the time tho u guys know that’s made of dead animals right 😂😂

They’re not made of dead animals! If they were I wouldn’t wear leather, I thought that would be obvious Ysera!

I hate to break it to u but leather and fur is animal skin ://

Oh, really?

yeah ://///////// didn't u ever wonder why learherworkers are usually skinners as well?

so Druids are meant to protect nature and stuff right?? why are they wearing leather and fur all the time tho u guys know that’s made of dead animals right 😂😂

They’re not made of dead animals! If they were I wouldn’t wear leather, I thought that would be obvious Ysera!

I hate to break it to u but leather and fur is animal skin ://

i just had the worst nightmare, that rude asshole medivh got laid. thank elune it was only a bad dream. 

:)

is the emerald dream boneless

What? 😖

well is it