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Ares: In many ways, Athena, you remind me of Socrates

Apollo: Because of how smart she is?

Athena: I think he wants to throw a rock at me

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Apollo: Like he was really mean to me but do I tell him he’s going to drown in a bathtub?

Poseidon: Nooo, wait until the week of, then send omens and watch him try to prevent it, that’s always so funny

Apollo: omg you’re so right

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Apollo: You could say I’m a really great athlete

Hyacinthus: [clutching bleeding head] Banned I tell you

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Ares: So there’s this movie I’ve been watching-

Apollo: Nope

Ares: It’s not gory this time!

Ares: It’s just heavily disturbing

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Poseidon [drunk]: You’re not a lobster if you’re dead

Hades:

Hades: Yeah that’s not-

Zeus [also drunk]: Wait let him cook

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Artemis [to her hunters]: Alright ladies! Seatbelts on! We won’t be needing them but it’s the law!

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GPS: Keep straight

Apollo: Absolutely not

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Artemis: That’s just a really sad slice of pizza

Apollo: Wanna see a sadder slice of pizza? Look in the mirror

Dionysus: That’d be a sick burn if we were all pizzas

Artemis: Do that again and I’ll take away your dictionary

Apollo: But that’s so unscrupulous!

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Artemis: I’m a top

Apollo: You’re a virgin

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Camera Man: What do you do?

Hermes: I steal stuff

Ares: Can you steal me my will to live back from Dad?

Hermes: I can steal you enough money to afford therapy?

Ares: We’re doing it the long way then

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Hermes: The only thing I commit to is crime

Aphrodite: And also Apollo

Hermes: And also Apollo

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Apollo: Wait what happened? Ares are you okay??

Ares: No but that’s unrelated to the concussion

Oracle of Delphi: You will either save this town or destroy it

Ares: Sorry guys that’s probably me

Aphrodite: Stop saying ur mom to everyone and we might just make it through this

Ariadne: I know your intention is to dress like a slutty man but wow you’re really pulling it off

Dionysus: Darling you know I never disappoint

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Athena: Zeus is coming!

Ares: Alright let’s make like the England and the European Union and split

Hermes:

Hermes: How do you know this stuff?

The gods: [Watching Narcissus]

Ares: He kinda reminds me of Apollo

Apollo: You’re kidding, I’m nothing like him

The gods:

Artemis: Brother, the only thing standing between you and Narcissus is a pond

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