I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

my mom had it written down on a slip so we could remember the exact words because it was so funny. i HATED playing piano and i was definitely not good at it (i did end up having a good 5 years of opera training and ended up being a pretty accomplished choir singer though) and the idea of god sending my incredibly severe and serious russian piano teacher a dream begging her to stop teaching me piano was probably the funniest way it could have gone.

i cant stop thinking about this post so bad. cat named daniel

Leave him alone, he's enjoying his meal. Too cute!

ridiculous fucking thing

today i died at sea

i'm a romantic you see

the ultimate weapon

VERY NSFW