Put one of these sentences in my inbox for my muse's reaction!
Is that my jacket?
Are you wearing space pants? Because your butt is outta this world!
You shouldn’t have called the police.
You liar!
What’s the worst that could happen?
Stay back!
Put that down.
I’m sorry I didn’t tell you.
It’s not my fault they escaped!
You forgot to buy the biscuits.
Your feet smell.
Oh, this looks expensive! …Oops.
I bought a cat.
You need to leave.
Why did you do that?















