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“But daaad I don’t want to go to bed“ 

when you wake up pyramid head isn't there and you ask the doctor where he is.

what the doctor tells you sends a chill down your spine.

compared to hawks, falcons have shorter and weaker talons and shorter beaks! this, combined with a lighter overall build, means that falconkind is really badly unsuited to do the hawk/eagle/owl thing where they just plunge out of the sky and stab a rabbit to death with their feet.

so what they do instead is fly really high in the air, keeping an eye out for unwary birds they could get the drop on, and then they DROP. and as they drop, they curl their talon into a fist, which they use to strike their unwary prey at speeds well in excess of a hundred miles per hour. (this either stuns or outright kills the unlucky target) 

and this method works so well that they can even take down birds much larger than themselves, like ducks!

so basically,

FALCON

And I absolutely hate people on the forums/discussions who offer their hot gamer tips.

“Better get a second account” and completely invalidate the convenience of Steam.

“Better make your entire profile private” because there can’t possibly be a middle ground.

A pupby slams open my door. It’s tumblr user verseno, here to say it like it is. 

Whether it be that visual novel you bought that, upon further research, was actually just cropped porn. That other visual novel you bought when you thought Steam would destroy such works from orbit and, hey, it was only a buck. The game you bought 7 years ago, and booted up to get your money’s worth. The gift of a bad horny game to torment friends haunts their stream activity. Or fucking Huniepop. 

“I-it’s a castlevania clone, excep-”