Romulous of Atlantis

[ID: Photo of the stacks of a library overlaid with text: This is the only data center I want funded. End ID]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

yeah you can get cancer-in-a-stick just about at every store and gas station when youre of age but hrt is scary and experimental and new and older than fucking microwaves you cant have that

Jinkies

Jeepers!

Zoinks!

Ruh roh!

FUCK

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

which makes sense as he’s the one who actually legally owns it

whenever i look into a historical monarch who doesn’t get talked about much and is just kind of a blank spot in my understanding of the historical narrative, 95% of the time what i find is pure white hot blistering capability. a pencil pusher for the ages. a 39 year reign with no more than three hours of sleep a night. there aren’t any good stories from his reign because he systematically caught and stopped all catastrophic good stories before they could start. you shrimply must respect it

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me