I'm so mad/sad Stray didn't end with the kitty reuniting with his kitty buddies. I need to see him happy and not alone DLC pls!! :'(
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I'm so mad/sad Stray didn't end with the kitty reuniting with his kitty buddies. I need to see him happy and not alone DLC pls!! :'(

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The moment I fell hopelessly in love with this loser.
I'm sorry WHAT
Awkwaaaard...
I wish JKR had made up a wizard school in a German speaking country because of the way she puts 0 research into anything pertaining to other cultures so it all ends up sounding incredibly stupid. The school would be like “Zaubernschüle” and every kid is named like Wolfgang and Lisa Shultz or whatever. The houses are Blüntensmoken and Hasselhoff. She mixes up German and Dutch constantly, etc
Sounds legit tbh. Here's the German Quidditch team's names
excuse me but...
Franziska Faust & Konrad Weiss: ok ja kauf ich ab,
kurt todt ist der stage name von nem sehr schlechten metal sänger und sonst nichts
Kursten Blijk ist ein scherz
igor brand ist eindeutig aus der ddr,
katarina von glockenspieler ist der name von nem sehr schlechten pop sternchen
elena eldritch ist ebony darkness dementia raven way's DnD character
Hermann Wiel lebte vor 150 jahren in berlin und seit dem hieß niemand mehr so
All this has major bobson dugnutt vibes
This last bit reminds me of how in the Death Note prequel novel normal American names include Believe Bridesmaid, Beyond Birthday, and the silliest name I've ever heard: Backyard Bottomslash.

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like these
OSHA approved
Ummm the one with the dudes "kissing" is a famous photo of a guy giving mouth-to-mouth to his coworker who was electrocuted and stopped breathing. Guy lived but like, it's not cute? Buddy's not even conscious in this photo?
Taken in 1967 by Rocco Morabito, this photo called “The Kiss of Life” shows a utility worker named J.D. Thompson giving mouth-to-mouth to co
Had a dream that Joe Biden was trying to say like "the delivery man brings a package to your door" but he said it as "the box man comes." It instantly became a meme, like people were making song parodies of the Wellerman Comes but it was the box man comes.
And then there was a huge fire at a government warehouse full of boxes that was somehow a direct result of some policy Biden implemented. And then there were more memes with Biden in sunglasses gangster posing in front of pallettes of burning boxes and people were like "Joe was the box man all along!" And from then on in the media he was called Joe "Box Man" Biden.
Finally found the perfect mother's day present.
Man, the stuff you can buy on Wish is on another level.
Stay at Home
Sooo I couldn’t sleep the other night and ended up writing a quarantine-themed song parody of ‘Let it Go’...
‘Stay at Home’
The roads are quiet in the city tonight
Not much traffic to be seen
A state of self isolation
And a world in quarantine
The virus rages It's a pandemic worldwide
We can't let it in So we'll stay inside
Only go out for groceries
And buying pallets of TP
Stay back 6 feet
Yes, stay away
There's no more Lysol spray!
Stay at home, stay at home
Can't go outside anymore
Stay at home, stay at home
Don't you dare go out that door!
On the couch is where I'll stay
Let the days drag on
I don't like socializing anyway
It's funny how social distance
Is a term we all now know
And the fear and paranoia
Just seems to grow and grow
It's time to learn what we should do
Listen to CDC and WHO
Just wash you hands
Cover your sneeze
And please...
Stay at home, stay at home
Kiss your travel plans goodbye
Stay at home, stay at home
Yes it sucks but please don't cry
I don't care what I wear today
Let the days drag on...
My fridge is empty so I'll order Uber Eats
Watch Tiger King on Netflix and pretend my life's complete
But one thought frightens me: how long will all this last?
When can I go outside without wearing a mask?
Stay at home, stay at home
And stay up til the break of dawn
Stay at home, stay at home
My internal clock is gone
The internet is our saving grace!
Let the days drag on
I don't like socializing anyway

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For some reason the addition of the nose in the last panel just kills me
Nostrils flared lmao
This embodies the retail experience in general but the last panel is literally my experience working at Hobby Lobby.
How to do a redemption arc:
Zuko
How NOT to do a redemption arc:
Kyle Ron
I really wanted redeemed Ben to show up at a resistance base like "Hello, Kylo here."
Walking into any retail store after October 1st.
At the Georgia Renfair this is such a popular idea that one of the themed weekends is always time travelers weekend, where you're encouraged to dress like Star Trek, Dr Who, Back to the Future, Rick and Morty, steampunk, etc.
I'm seeing a lot of fanart of good and bad Spinel (I'm sure they have cutesy fannon names, but whatevs) together and its cute and all but like...its giving me war flashbacks of that whole Onceler/Oncest thing and damn tumblr I thought we agreed never again.

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Not to expose british people even more but they call soft serve "mr whippy"
i’m trying so hard to break out of my dismissive u.s.-centric mindset but goshdamn you make it difficult
You think that's bad you should see what they call whipped cream...
Item: biohazardous donut
Is this one o them SCPs I keep hearing about?