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cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

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no human being on this planet needs a fucking assault rifle for any reason
when i posted this (in october, by the way, a couple days after the vegas shooting) it capped at 9k and fizzled out, gaining one or two notes every few days. then the stoneman douglas shooting happened on valentines day, and 2 weeks later it’s exploded to 30k.
the guns used in the vegas shooting were semi-automatic rifles modified–legally, in ways that are lawful–to fire like automatic rifles using something called a bump fire stock. the mod itself is illegal in a handful of states with unclear legal status in a few more, but it is legal in most states(including nevada) to use them to mod those semi-automatic rifles into automatic rifles.
AR-15′s, as i’ve been told eight million times by people who think they’re the first ever person to say this, are not considered assault rifles by legal definition. AR-15′s do not have selective fire–the ability to switch between automatic and semi-automatic fire– and for that reason do not classify by definition as “assault rifles” but by modding one with a bump stock, they can be fired like automatic weapons.
here’s the whole point of this reblog of my post:
i don’t give a shit that vanilla AR-15s aren’t ~technically~ assault rifles. I don’t give a shit that you passed your semantics class in ninth grade. i really dont give a shit about how desperately you want to own a practically useless rifle AND the tool that allows you to turn it into the same weapons that the most recent shooters have used. there are more appropriate tools for hunting and self defense.
you don’t need it. no one on the planet needs it. it’s not a difficult concept to absorb.
there’s nothing on this earth that needs doing by you that only an assault weapon can do, unless its murdering several people at once. and if you feel like you need to murder several people at once, call your therapist and get assistance working through your crisis plan.
1-800-273-TALK
You can discover your favourite band when you’re in your late twenties. You can meet your best friend when you’re in your thirties. You can finally accomplish a life goal when you’re in your fifties. Your youth isn’t the only time frame where amazing, life-changing things can happen.

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Why in the literal fuck do social media designers think we want to see posts out of chronological order……what real human person on the planet earth wants to see that…..I’m so tired
honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp
And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him
my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that
Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom
Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.
My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.
Who alway got in trouble? Me.
They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.
She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.
The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.
I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.
So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize.
“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.
These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me.
“Melissa, did you punch him?”
“Yes.” I said.
“Why?”
“Because he snapped my bra strap.”
And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.”
“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.”
“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?”
I didn’t get suspended that day.
*slow clap for excellent parenting*
This is the parent I want to be omg
I went to a nun school.
The nuns there were like, so rad.
It was a party organized for the end of the school year, and I was helping in the kitchen to prepare stuff with a nun and a bunch of little girls. There was one of the girls’ little brother who was there.
There was a little girl who was carrying a bowl of tomato sauce and was going outside, but the boy was just in front of her and he slammed the door in her face. She dropped the bowl on the floor and got all messy.
So what happened?
The nun went outside, took the boy by the arm, and gave him an epic speech going around the lines of: “Would you treat the Virgin Mary like that, young man?” “Nnnnno…” “Then treat every girl like she’s the Virgin Mary.” Not only the boy had to apologize to the little girl, but he also had to clean up and he was put on kitchen duty for the rest of the day.
Then another day, in catechism class (I was a in a girls’ school, mind you), the nun was there telling us: “If a guy touches you in a way you don’t like, punch him in the face. It’s not a sin against charity. On the contrary, you’re being charitable by showing him he’s sinning by impurity and you’ll save him from going to hell.”
So I was at my desk during class looking like this:
Reblogging for awesome dads and kickass nuns.
There was a kid in my band class who for whatever reason kept poking me and wouldn’t stop touching me, most of the time I didn’t care because it was one of my good friends and we tease each other a lot but I have a limit and he crossed my limit one day and I was wearing high heals and I stomped on his foot so hard, I’m not even sorry for it. I’m actually surprised I didn’t get in trouble for it, but hey he learned his lesson. My mom has always told me if a guy/girl touches me when I don’t want them to, that I have the right to defend myself and if I get in trouble my mom will defend me.
Love these stories. Wish I had the courage in school to punch a guy for the snapping bra thing. Always fucking happened >.>
“The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there. On such short notice. Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it!”

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in case you haven’t noticed, im WEIRD. I’m a weirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont WANT to fit in.
have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? Thats weird
i want to know what bears think sometimes
there are too many versions of me in the universe! the girl i bumped into but didn’t stop to say sorry to has a version of me in her mind. the guy i let borrow my homework has another version of me in his. even my friends, my family, and everyone i’ve ever met in my life has their own version of me in their minds that i’m not even aware of
you put it into words
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why is every song from phineas and ferb a banger.. how is that possible
But imagine a world where Sherlock is the Ace Ventura of the story and drops the f word every five seconds

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But imagine a world where Sherlock is the Ace Ventura of the story and drops the f word every five seconds
Animals Who Are Almost-Exact Copies Of Animated Movie Characters.
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