wow!

leg of bicuriousity

Occasionally in a post you'll type a word, like bird' 🐦 and that word will have a corresponding emoji. It's always a good idea to put a words emoji right after it, to give your audience a visual aid. And you can see a little picture

i could totally take a hexbug in a fight

my cat is meowing thru the window at the middle aged men working on the roof rn and they're meowing back at her

she's obsessed w these guys i should have put her through trade school

No one sees my posts so I can say whatever I want

Penis

Just lost power bitch!

wishing megatron a speedy recovery

i might just be autistic but data entry fucking rules dudes you just. enter the data. you take the data and you plug it in. then what? who knows! who cares. the data. has been entered. what next? buddy you’re not gonna believe this it’s more fucking data. excel used to be my enemy but now she is my best friend

go ahead talk about my current hyperfixation i won't be weird i promise

this perfectly preserved comment from 2014…. peasant and hipster-free indeed