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PAUL DANO CINEMATIC UNIVERSE:

Klitz (The Girl Next Door)

Dwayne Hoover (Little Miss Sunshine) ~ NO NSFW!

Edward Nashton (The Batman)

Calvin Weir-Fields (Ruby Sparks)

Brian Wilcox (Fast Food Nation)

Martin Blythe (The Emperor’s Club) ~ NO NSFW!

Thaddius (The Ballad of Jack and Rose)

Paul Sandow (The King)

Don/Light (Light and the Sufferer)

Eli Brooks (The Girl Next Door)

SHIPS:

Klitz & Eli

Riddlebat (Bruce and Edward)

I’ve seen all of Paul’s filmography so if there’s a character not listed here that you’re looking for, I’m still open to writing them! These are just the ones that I feel most comfortable writing.

STRANGER THINGS:

Eddie Munson

Nancy Wheeler

Robin Buckley ~ WLW ONLY

Steve Harrington

Billy Hargrove

Mike Wheeler ~ NO NSFW

Will Byers ~ NO NSFW, MLM ONLY

Max Mayfield ~ NO NSFW

Jim Hopper

Fred Benson

Chrissy Cunningham

SHIPS:

Jancy (Jonathan and Nancy)

Stancy (Steve and Nancy)

Mileven (Mike and Eleven)

Byler (Will and Mike)

Lumax (Max and Lucas)

Steddie (Steve and Eddie)

IT:

Eddie Kaspbrak

Richie Tozier

Beverly Marsh

Stanley Uris

SHIPS:

Reddie (Richie and Eddie)

Benverly (Ben and Beverly)

Stenbrough (Stan and Bill)

Stanlon (Stan and Mike)

No nsfw for when they’re kids, obviously, but I am flexible with high school and college settings if that’s what you’re after. Regarding adult era, obviously nsfw is okay! Just please specify which era you want when requesting.

THE QUARRY:

Dylan (MLM ONLY)

Ryan

Emma

Abigail

Jacob

Laura

Kaitlyn

Nick

SHIPS:

Dylan and Ryan

Abigail and Emma

Jacob and Emma

UNTIL DAWN:

Sam

Josh

Ashley

Chris

Jessica

Matt

Emily

Mike

REQUESTS AND BOUNDARIES:

Requests will always be open, here’s a short list of things I will write and won’t write. I hope it’ll be helpful when requesting!

WILL WRITE:

Headcanons, fics, drabbles, oneshots, etc.

Fluff, platonic, nsfw/nsft, and anything else in-between.

Things involving drugs, preferably just marijuana, but I’ll consider harder substances if asked.

Any sort of kink, I have a few exceptions which will be featured in the ‘won’t write’ section. Anything else is free reign.

I’ll consider topics including self harm or other things of that matter, but if I feel the request is romanticizing or glamorizing mental illness it won’t be accepted. It’s important to me that depictions like that are accurate.

Female, male, and non-binary/gender neutral readers. I normally keep everything gender neutral just for more inclusivity, but if asked specifically I’ll accommodate. When requesting please specify afab or amab! If not specified I’ll try to keep it ambiguous, or offer both.

WON’T WRITE:

Kinks including: Any sort of non-con, pee, scat, or snuff. Really anything involving bodily fluids or intense violence.

Requests with names or anything specific, I want to be as inclusive as possible so anything that’s specific to a single person will be denied!

Things involving abuse of any kind (sexual, physical, emotional)

Any sort of fic about real people, this is non-negotiable!

Incest or any other taboo subject.

- he changed his last name to his mom’s maiden name. he considered going by his actual dad’s instead, but he thought ginsberg suited him better.

- he keeps a journal, it was originally assigned it by his therapist. he was really reluctant about writing in it at first, but he ended up really liking it. he takes it everywhere with him, he lets olive doodle on the cover of it.

- he always tucks olive in. he checks the closet and under the bed for monsters, he even made a ‘monster repellent’ for her which was just febreze with a note writer over it.

- during his vow of silence he learned basic ASL, even after he’s still trying to expand his knowledge.

- he dries his hands off with his shirt after he washes them.

- he helps olive with her homework when she needs it, or does bigger assignments for her. she’s the best in her class with the help of him.

- his favourite musicians are elliott smith, duster, radiohead, blur, the smiths, cocteau twins, and mazzy star.

- he doesn’t just collect bottle caps, he has an extensive postal stamp collection that he keeps under his bed.

- he plays tooth fairy for olive. he’ll leave money and a little glitter covered letter under her pillow.

- he cuts his own hair and sometimes olive’s. He also learned how to braid and do other styles for when sheryl is too busy to do it.

- he’s a myspace user, he posts poems, song lyrics, and photography on there. he doesn’t really follow anyone else and no one really follows him, it’s just a place for him to put his thoughts.

- he walks olive to school every morning, it’s on the way to his.

- he bites his nails and picks at his skin. the skin around his fingers is all torn up from biting, and he has various scars and scabs along his arms and legs from picking.

- he’s really introverted, richard makes him feel bad about it.

- he lived with his dad is florida for a bit when richard first moved in, he returned a few months later because he missed his mom too much.

- he has no interest in learning how to drive. just out of fear that he’ll run over an animal, he would never get behind the wheel ever again.

- he’s a cat person

- he slowly rips off bandaids

- he get’s sunburnt easily, sheryl has to force him to put on sunscreen

- he never touches the lines on tile floor, he always steps in the squares no matter the size.

- he had a lot of imaginary friends as a kid and would draw each and every one of them.

- he’s asexual, in the midst of questioning if he’s aromantic too. he just can’t see himself being with anyone, the thought of it makes him queasy.

- his favourite sleeping position is in the fetal position. he has to sleep with a pillow between his legs, he doesn’t like the feeling of his knees touching, they’re too boney.

- he’s the type of person to set goals, it helps him stay on track and not feel lost. he likes to be organized.

- he secretly really enjoys fiction books, he loves reading them to olive.

- he excels in english and history, but he struggles a bit in math and science.

- he loves PE, especially during track and field season. running takes his mind off of things.

- after coming home from the trip, he spent a lot of the time locked away in his room doing nothing but crying. it took him a long time to heal and find his way again.

- he’s struggled on and off with an ED for most of his early tween into teenaged years, among other things. he struggles a lot mentally, it took him a long time to open up to his mom about it and get proper help.

- he always goes to frank when he needs to talk to someone, he has a good relationship with him. he feels bittersweet about the whole thing, he yearns for a time where he’ll be able to talk to richard and his dad about these things without getting belittled.

- he still keeps some childhood stuffed animals on his bed. he gave the rest to olive, but the ones that he kept had too much sentimental value.

- he hates the cold

- he used to have a pet goldfish

- he had a complicated relationship with his grandpa before he died, he didn’t know what it was or what caused it, but there was just a lot of unresolved tension.

- he hates his birthday

- he doesn’t like having his picture taken, he always looks away or tries to get out of family photos.

- he prefers waffles over pancakes

- he tries to be a good role model for olive. he knows that she looks up to him, he wants to set a good example.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He has a bit of a hard time with aftercare, he just gets super nervous and timid. He likes to talk big, but he worries about his performance. He’ll lay his head on your shoulder and press small kisses to your collarbone, murmuring small ‘I love you’s’ against your skin after each kiss.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his hands and what he can do with them. It was never something he thought about, but then he fingered you and that all changed. He loves the reactions he can get out of you with just his fingers, it makes him feel powerful. He’s definitely a tits guy, he’s quite literally infatuated with them. Whenever he’s not touching them, he’s probably starting at them to some capacity.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He loves to finish in your mouth or on your face or chest. They’re his favourite parts of you and seeing them covered in his cum really get’s him going. He doesn’t like to cum inside you or anywhere near your ass or pussy unless he’s wearing a condom, if he got you pregnant he would never forgive himself. He likes to be cautious.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves the idea of filming you two having sex, not for the public or anything, just for him. He’s a huge porn watcher, so what’s better than your own partner being the star of the show? E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He isn’t very experienced, other than his own hand nothing has ever touched him. He most definitely went off of what he saw in porn, which granted, is not the best idea, but he was still relatively good for his first time. He’s a good communicator, asking what you like and don’t like, if you’re okay, if you need him to stop, he’s just really caring.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He loves missionary. Getting to see your face gives him a better idea of how good he’s doing, it makes him more comfortable knowing that he’s actually pleasing you. It’s also the perfect position for him to stoop down and kiss your breasts and collarbones.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s really humorous. Cracking jokes helps lessen the pressure and makes you both more comfortable. When he tries to be serious, it ends up with both of you bursting out laughing. It’s incredibly hard for you two to take it seriously.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He normally keeps it well trimmed, but sometimes he’ll shave it all off or just let it grow out, but he never lets it get out of control.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s not the most romantic guy ever, it’s not really his thing, but he does take initiative to be at least a little bit romantic. He’ll light a candle, maybe leave some rose petals around the room, just silly little things that you’d tease him about later.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He jerks off probably more often than he should, and in situations where it’s mildly inappropriate. He doesn’t care where he is or who he’s with, if he feels the need to masturbate he’ll go for it. Often times during hangouts with the tripod he’ll spend far too much time in the bathroom.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

it’s not necessarily a kink by any means, but he loves mutual masturbation. There’s something surprisingly intimate about it. He loves to keep your faces close as the two of you pant and moan into each other’s mouths.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He’s grown really accustomed to doing it in public, he didn’t mean for it to happen but after countless and countless quickies in various public bathrooms and such, he’s grown to really like it. But, maybe he’s just a bit of an exhibitionist. He also really likes his bedroom, a typical choice, but he loves it. It’s kind of comforting in a way; hearing the familiar creak of his bed frame, the scent of his vanilla air freshener, the warmth of his bedsheets, it’s just perfect.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

The smallest things get him going, being a horny teenager is no walk in the park. Hell, if you stared at him for two seconds too long he’d probably pop a boner. But he particularly really likes when you lean in real close, place a hand on his thigh, and whisper something in his ear, it doesn’t even have to be dirty, your hot breath on his neck and the squeeze of your fingers around his thigh is enough to get him going.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Not much is off limits for him, he’s willing to try anything once, but he does have one exception: bodily fluids. Not like cum or spit or anything like that, like piss, shit, vomit, or blood. The thought of it alone is enough to make him feel queasy.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes both, but he definitely prefers receiving. Just the sight of you getting on your knees in front of him makes him giddy, not to mention seeing how pretty you look while you work so hard to please him, he just can’t get enough of it. After you give him head he always returns the favour, he likes to keep it mutual as it always should be. He’s pretty damn good at it too, who knew he was so skilled with his tongue?

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He prefers fast and rough over slow and sensual any day, but in the grand scheme of things it does depend on the context. Majority of the time you have sex it’s casual and fun, so going rough and fast gets along with that sentiment really well. However, If you guys are borderline lovemaking, of course he’s gonna be slow and sensual. During those moments he always makes sure to whisper sweet nothings to you and continuously ask if you’re okay, which, obviously he does either way, but during these moments it’s more of the focal point.  Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves quickies, he relies on them most of the time. This guy gets hard anywhere and everywhere, sometimes he needs to pull you away for some much needed sex while you’re out. He’ll fuck you anywhere, his car, his friends houses, restaurants, his club room, wherever you can think he’s probably down. Sometimes you even find yourselves fucking before going somewhere, the tripod will be waiting for you in the driveway and you’re off getting dicked down over the kitchen counter. You guys know that they know why you took so long, but neither party will ever mention it, it’s better to remain in a facade of blissful ignorance.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He loves experimenting, he wants to try anything and everything, but only if you want to. He prefers when you bring it up first, he doesn’t wanna come off as too eager or try to sway your opinion by his excitement. The only time he’ll bring something up is if he knows for a fact you’ll be on board, any other time it has to be brought up on your terms. This doesn’t stop him from hinting at things though. He always starts things off as a joke, then eventually the joke goes too far.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He has very little stamina, he can go for 1-2 rounds. He may be horny but he’s still a teenager, and it doesn't help that he’s probably never worked out a day in his life. If you want to go for more than two rounds, you’ll have to do most of the work from there on out.  

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t own any toys for himself, but he’s definitely bought some for you. Various things like: vibrators, dildos, whips, hell, he even bought a ball gag that one time. They were mostly given as gag gifts, but eventually they got to play a bigger role in the bedroom, on both you and him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

It isn't that he doesn't like to tease you because let's be real he loves hearing you beg, but he does feel a little bad about it if he thinks about it too hard after. On the other hand, he enjoys being teased by you. He gets a little embarrassed by how much he whimpers and whines for you, but he knows how much you enjoy it so he feels a little less nervous with that in mind.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

At first, he's relatively quiet, letting out small grunts and groans, but as he gets closer, those turn into whines and whimpers, followed by full-blown moans. He doesn’t realize how loud he gets until you tell him W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He loves taking you to the drive-in, sometimes it’s for normal dates, but other times he has something else in mind. He purposely picks nights that are playing shitty movies just so the two of you can fuck in the back of his car. It always fun after too, why wouldn’t you wanna make fun of bad movies with your boyfriend? They’re always some of the more fun dates you two go on.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

His dick is just under average size, about 3 inches flaccid, but reaches average size when hard, just about 5 inches. Despite his size, he has a lot of girth, which is something he’s confident in. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It’s high, like really high. It’s probably higher than it should be, but he’s a teenaged boy what do you expect? He’s always down, you say the word and it’s go time. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’s completely clueless, he didn’t anticipate how awkward it would be after. he’d just wrap an arm around you, pulling you toward his chest. He’d rub your back in silence, maybe muttering words of praise into your ear to relieve some tension.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

It’s no surprise that Klitz is a tits guy. It’s the first thing he asks to touch when you guys are getting intimate. They’re like his own personal stress balls. He isn’t just a fan of feeling you up however, the occasional time he’ll suck on them, leaving little hickey’s and love bites all over them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He prefers to cum inside of you, well, he thinks so anyways. He gets so needy as he’s fucking into you that he struggles to pull out and cum anywhere else. He also just loves the way his cum drips from your pussy when he’s finished.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has a vast collection of erotic smut novels hidden in his underwear drawer. After you found out about it, you always kept an eye out for them when shopping. He gets a little embarrassed when you gift them to him, but he really does appreciate it. All the ones you’ve given him are definitely his favorites.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He had no fucking idea what he was doing at first, you were his definitely his first time. It was a little awkward; clumsy thrusts, nervous hands grabbing at anything they can reach, finishing just a little too quickly, the whole package.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He loves when you ride him. it’s the perfect position in his opinion, he loves to see your face as he fucks you, but he also love’s seeing your boobs bounce.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He relies on being goofy during sex. Cracking jokes makes you both more comfortable. And he has to admit, hearing you chuckle in between moans and whimpers really turns him on.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He isn’t clean shaven, but it’s not out of control down there either, he keeps it trimmed and tamed. he’s shaved once before just to try it, but he cut his balls so he never did it again after.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Your pleasure is really important to him. He constantly asks if you’re okay and what you need, he likes letting you finish first. He quite literally worships you and the ground you walk on.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He jerks off every day, often multiple times. Let’s just say he puts those erotic novels to good use.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He loves when you’re dominant with him, more specifically when you control his orgasms. He also loves praise, being called a ‘good boy’ while you edge him? he’ll cum on the spot. He also appreciates the praise when he’s the one fucking you, he’s always worried about his ability to make you feel good, so a confirmation of your pleasure is a great way to keep him going. He’s also interested in trying pegging, but that remains his little secret for now.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Pretty simple, but he loves fucking on the couch. You guys like to take movie night just a little bit too far.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When you sit in his lap, peppering kisses along his jawline. It drives him crazy, but the thing that really drills it in is when you start to move around on his crotch, he could cum just from the friction.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He doesn’t like causing you any harm, anything past spanking or maybe pulling your hair he won’t do. he prefers to keep his touching as loving as possible.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves eating you out more than anything. Although he loves a good blowjob, nothing tops the taste of you, those sweet moans and whimpers, and the feeling of you squirm underneath his tongue. He could lay there for hours, making you cum over and over again. He’s so insanely good at it too, his nickname is Klitz for a reason. He likes to eat you out at least once every time you guys get intimate.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It depends on how you’re feeling, he likes when you pick his pace. He cares more about your pleasure and making you cum, but honestly, he does love a nice in between. Starting off slow and getting faster, just to slow down again midway through. Going back and forth drives him crazy.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves quickies, but he loves them most when you guys are out. Sneaking away during movie nights with the tripod? Fucking you in the bathroom during lunch? He loves the thrill of it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He loves to experiment, he never really thought much about kinks before he met you, but now it’s all he can think about. He wants to try so many things with you, if you’ll allow it of course.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

The most he can go is two rounds before needing a break, but after he can go for another two more. Sure his sex drive is high, but he gets tired pretty fast.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He owns a vibrating cock ring and a dildo. He says the dildo’s strictly for you, but he likes to use it on himself sometimes.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He loves to tease you, especially before going down on you. He’ll finger you and rub your clit for what feels like a century before getting to the main event. He loves when you tease him too, he becomes a mess of whines and whimpers as he begs you to give him more.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s so loud, as much as he tries to keep the noise to a minimum he just can’t do it. He whimpers a lot during foreplay, but when he fucks you he’s moaning nonstop.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He loves lingerie, not fancy lingerie by any means, just your regular undergarments. Whenever he undresses you he has to get a good look at which ones you’re wearing, he definitely has his favorites.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s huge in both length and girth, it definitely wasn’t as exaggeration. He’s about 6-7 inches soft and 8-9 inches hard. As stated earlier he has some hair, but it’s nicely trimmed. He’s uncut and just a little bit thicker than average.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive is higher than average, he’s young, what would you expect. He’s good to go anytime, you could just barely graze his thigh and he’s all over you. It’s very easy to get him riled up.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

- he’s had a nail biting habit since he was a kid

- he wears eyeliner, but just on his waterline. If anyone mentions it he’ll deny it.

- he also dabbles in nail polish, even though they end up chipped a day later

- he didn’t have an easy upbringing considering his dysfunctional family dynamic. 

- he has your typical ‘cigarette mom and deadbeat dad who’s no longer in the picture’ type thing going on.

- he has two dogs, both rottweilers. he’s had them the majority of his life, he let’s them sleep with him every night.

- he hasn’t explored very far into the world of music, he mostly sticks to what he grew up listening to.

- that consisting of artists like: limp bizkit, eminem, nine inch nails, system of the down, beastie boys, cannibal corpse, cypress hill, rob zombie, and insane clown posse.

- he also secretly really likes avril lavigne, courtesy of his mom.

- he never throws away clothes or gets new ones, he’s cycled through the same 6 outfits for the entirety of his teenage years. 

- all his graphic tees have faded prints and most of his sweaters have a hole or two in them. not to mention his worn down converse with laces that are practically dental floss

- he moves around a lot due to family issues, he’s lived in all sorts of places: trailer parks, small towns, big cities, cottages, apartments, houses, cars, basements, you name it, he’s experienced it. 

- he’s a hardcore momma’s boy.

- he resembles her a lot, both in looks and mannerisms. he’s like a mini version of her

- he tries to keep a rough exterior, but truly he’s a deeply caring person.

- he’s a smoker, both weed and cigarettes.

- he doesn’t like drinking, he doesn’t even like having alcohol in the house.

- alcoholism runs in his family so he wants nothing to do with it.

- he has an older brother that’s in college, he heads up to the city to visit him when he needs to get away from everything.

- his natural hair color is light brown, but dyes it himself with black box dye. 

- it’s always comes out looking really patchy so his mom ends up fixing it for him.

- he’s actually really smart academically, but doesn’t apply himself in school.

- he doesn’t have the best personal hygiene.

- he showers when he deems it necessary or when his mom yells at him to have one.

- he’s pretty okay at wearing deodorant regularly, he’ll maybe even splash on a few sprays of one of his mom’s perfumes, but that’s about where it ends.

- he’s really possessive, he doesn’t mean to be he just gets scared of losing people.

- he has a lot of acne; it goes from his face, to his shoulders, and all the way down his back. 

- his room is rarely ever clean, but he tries to at least keep the mess organized. 

- He only drinks soda or energy drinks, his favorite is ‘rip it’. you’d have to beg him to drink water.

- he’s not the best at driving, he either blames it on his shitty car or other shitty drivers.

- he definitely road rages sometimes.

- he loves video games, primarily first person shooters. his favorites are Blood and COD, but he’s also really enjoys Skynet. he doesn’t mind other genres either, he gets really invested in story-driven games like resident evil and final fantasy.

- he runs a relatively popular myspace account.

- he’s touch starved, any crumb of affection he gets from anyone he eats up.

- he loves play fighting, he’ll just walk up to his friends and start throwing playful punches to their shoulders until it escalates.

- he’s had many jobs before his one at mickey’s. he’s worked at grocery stores, spencer’s, blockbuster, convenience stores, hell, he was even a lifeguard once. 

- he did indeed get fired from all of those jobs by the way, needless to say he doesn’t have the best resume.

- he gets a lot of freckles in the summer, and not just on his face, they’re all down his arms, legs, shoulders, and chest. he doesn’t like them much.

- his mom cuts his hair for him, she used to be a hairdresser. 

- she also cuts his friend’s hair for them, she takes care of them like they’re her own. 

- he has the worst sleep schedule, he falls asleep in the early hours of the morning and wakes up in the late afternoon.

- His favourite snack is trail mix

- He dedicates weekends to building lego sets with Eli and Matt

- He’s really close to his grandmother and always makes sure to spend every other Sunday with her

- He prefers tea over coffee

- He’s allergic to cats, yet still prefers them over dogs

- He’s a total freak about personal hygiene

- He uses the same Dove lavender body wash as his mother

- He played little league baseball as a kid

- He prefers reading books over watching movies

- He still lets his mom pick out his outfits

- He always gets his schoolwork done at least a week before it’s due

- The first time he got high he smoked too much and became really paranoid which led to Eli convincing him that there was someone living inside his walls, he never smoked again after that

- He takes those quizzes in teen magazines

- He always watches the movies Eli suggests to him even if he knows he won’t like them very much

- He grew up an only child to a single mom

- He still keeps his favourite childhood teddy bear on his bed

- He has a keepsake box filled with all sorts of polaroids, letters, and trinkets he’s gotten from his friends and family over the years

- He practices flirting to himself in the mirror then cringes at it immediately after

- His guilty pleasure is women’s erotic novels. He found one in his mom’s drawer at age 12 and has been hooked on them since

- He adores Madonna and secretly listens to her music all the time

- His first celebrity crush was Sigourney Weaver after seeing her in Alien. To this day he still blushes whenever she comes on screen

- His favourite season is that short transition of summer-into-fall

- He makes everyone take their shoes off before entering his house, he says it’s his ‘mother’s orders’ but in reality he’s just a neat-freak

- He loves nature documentaries

- He always falls asleep first at sleepovers which leads to Matt and Eli pranking him. He either wakes up wrapped in saran wrap or with a dick drawn on his forehead, maybe even both

- He does the weekly crosswords in newspapers every Monday morning

- Him and his mom spent a solid hour trying to figure out how to tie his tie before prom

- He prefers english and history over science and math, but excels at them all

- He drinks just plain white milk

- He can never find pants that fit him properly, they’re either too short on the ankles or too tight on the crotch

- He proof reads all of Matt’s essays for him

- He handles his alcohol surprisingly well

- He doesn’t like having his picture taken

- He has a thing for strong and dominant women but will never admit it

- He prefers lamps over natural lighting

- Ferris Bueller was his bisexual awakening

- He plays chess competitively

- He’s really good at Rubik’s cubes

- He cuddles with his pillow to help him fall asleep