as if all great orators had beautiful voices!

linkedin bio: incoming rogue trader

btw he looked really frail and sickly today. hot

oh btw do any nyc girlies want kmfdm tickets tomorrow I can’t go :((((((

hi. am in the airport on my phone

after 4 years this worm has turned. I’m pissed off

what actually tipped me over the breaking point was I asked him about his long weekend and he didn’t ask me how mine went. that’s just fucking rude

you know what I’m not inviting him to shit. it’s his turn

am trying to cure myself of my propensity for cursing bc I’m an adult now :/

don’t hate the game hate the player <3

nervous about going to jiu jitsu which means I get to indulge in my favorite hobby: calling myself a little bitch and forcing myself to go anyway

drinking a disgustingly viscous protein shake