Granole

Can you just please never do that again jerk.

I won't, I promise.

Oh my God, where the hell have you been?

My parents made me try out some different school. 

Well I think I speak for everyone when I say that I miss you and I’m really glad you’re back. How are you?

I miss you too, I'm so glad to be back. I'm great, how are you?

…Tarzan?

Jane!

Seriously, where have you been? I woke up one day and another Carter was gone.

My parents made me go to some weird prestigious school, I missed Jamestown, well the people here, so much I had to come back.

I guess word really didn’t get out about November. I don’t know how to explain in any way without being direct, but at the Halloween dance someone had a weapon.. And yeah. Everyone’s okay now. 

Oh.. Um.. Who got hurt?

Well a lot happened while you were gone, but considering everything I’d say we’re doing well. I don’t know, I guess it varies from person to person whatever they prefer but the whole appearance thing wouldn’t even be on my mind if people really were incredibly stuck up there. I think I’d go crazy hearing kids talk about GPAs all the time.

Wanna catch me up? They were all stuck up, there was only about 4 or 5 people that I could even consider putting up with. They were all pretty annoying too, not just with grades. They just weren't interesting at all.

I’d imagine so. Jamestown has been pretty slacking in the party department since the last school event, it’s been really strange. Hey now, some girls can really work a pixie cut or whatever and t-shirts and sweatpants are really comfortable.

That's surprising, knowing the Jamestown I left. Yeah some girls can, but if they already look like a man they shouldn't try. Not if they're into guys at least. They are, I know, but wow. Those girls.

Weird, how? With as prestigious as they make Jamestown sound on paper, I’d imagine whatever school you got put in must have been like the high school version of Harvard. I don’t think I could do that and probably would be right back here too.

You're spot on. The kids were.. Stuck up. The girls were ugly, they didn't have parties, they guys were dicks. if you could tell the difference between the girls and guys.

Well it’s nice to see your face around again, I can’t imagine how weird it would be to be uprooted in the middle of high school. So welcome back!

It sucked, kids at that school were weird and it was just a mess. I'm glad to be back, thank you!

I’ve been pretty good overall. How about you? 

I've been pretty good myself, my parents made me try some weird school out to help me get ahead even more or whatever. I didn't like it so here I am.

Oh hi stranger, long time no see.

How have you been, Tori?

    Grant?

Hannah!

Same, but that’s usually because I’m doing homework on Sunday nights. Or watching netflix but lets ignore that and pretend that I just procrastinate a lot.

Procrastinating isn't a bad thing ya know, I mean pro means good after all.