thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

Being wise young must be a curse. Older people find you smart but won’t listen because you are younger than them. People your age won’t listen because they don’t understand you.

A show where you can tell the creator has actual siblings

a zebra is just a horse that thinks it’s special

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

Fuck you goat man

goat man goat man

Kids are kids. You have to understand that sometimes they don’t know better - so help them know better. Don’t be their monsters. Be the person fighting their monsters.

If heavier people got a one day trial of a lighter, more fit version of themselves, a lot more people would be motivated to lose the weight (source)

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Killed without hesitation