portal turrets were so ahead of their time actually because theyβre autistic lil robogirlies who are ever so slightly chuuni and theyβre adorable and polite and even though they could kill you in 10 seconds theyβre incredible instant-lossbait and they go ahahaha >:3c and aaaa-auuu D: and awawawawa @_@ and other such noises
>I may have been a turret from [PORTAL] in another [LIFE]...
>They're so [COOL] and [CUTE] and [SUPER-DUPER STRONG] and I [LOVE] them!!! <3
>...
>What does [INSTANT-LOSSBAIT] mean, User? [^_^]










