Glowing in the Dark

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

hey so your boyfriend hasn't circulated since 1996. no, yeah he's only been checked out once so I had to weed him to make room for new materials. he got donated to the Friends of the Library book sale so you can probably buy him there for three dollars. sorry about that.

Going to the dentist is such an embarrassing experience. Sorry that my tongue is in the way. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for having a tongue

things used to be $5

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically

making stuff is one of the best parts of being alive

I may be having a day but at least Hamlet is always having a worse one <3

can we get 36 hours a day? not for any productive purposes i just want to finish my to watch & to read list in this lifetime . also probably get enough sleep

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though