Ooh Ooh Party Girls

omfg

i forgot what BFG stood for and i was sitting there for a good five minutes going, “no. no. they wouldn’t have called a kids film ‘big fucking giant.’ would they? would they?”

not to be ladphobic but I think ppl who go for a bit of cheeky nandos in public are disgusting :/ It’s adam and eve not banter with steve

what language is this

cursed child au where the curtains come up to reveal a life sized puppet version of harry. a mysterious ticking noise can be heard in the background.

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

um how do i get skinny by tomorrow

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

“hey since you’re up can u-“ *sits down*