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i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

Is this for real?

I promise

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

*knits myself a thong*

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

AQSWEDRTEYKUTJ

“sorry I just got your text are you still gonna kill me?”

Why slam the door once when you can do it three fucking times?

i had an incredibly visceral reaction to this

me and that long mug need to have a conversation about a hot fudge brownie sunday with cinnamon toast crunch