Grabbus: A Game of Gold

All of your dongs shrink. you notice the guards pants go up a little, and your shaft goes down as well. You don’t know if ricky has a penis, your not even sure of Ricky’s gender, or face. Ricky isn’t even his real name, you just always assumed he was a boy... you kind of just found him on the street, he looked strong and decided you two should just go on a quest as new people.

Anyways, you explain to the guard that you were getting the poison out, but you’ve decided that you would rather watch your genitals crumple up and fall off than have some random stranger suck it out of you.

Now, you tell him that the both of you have to high tail it out of there.

Oh Ricky, you really are only good for your strength.

You take Ricky away from these docks.

Nah, you see man, it’s a first and last name, you’ve come extra prepared, luis doesn’t even have a last name! The silly billy he is!

Now as for the matter at hand, the guard does come over because he thinks you two are being suspicious. He asks why your friend is rigorously vibrating with his back turned to the both of you, looking down at the water. You stall him by explaining to him that your friend was bitten by a poisonous animal, right on the dick, and now he has to get the poison out through special means.

You are now Luis, and you just want this to be over. You look deep into the ocean with your elven eyes, seeing all of the fish that swim by. You try to imagine how soft their lips are and how it would feel if they preformed fellatio on your member. Admittedly that would be pretty weird, but that’s all you got right now.

That and the hope that a mermaid will just flop on the deck and lavish you right then and there.

Oh no ricky, what have you done.

Ricky explains to you that the guard is here to help suck the poison out of you, he claims to be an expert at this sort of thing, he really wanted to be a doctor.

Yes, that is both of your names, both of you feel as if that these are references to some sort of music man, but you both were never much for listining to music, other than the bards you see on the street, and throwing them a gold coin. mainly because you feel bad for them that they failed as a musician and now have to play on the streets.

You now have the BONER status condition, you have no idea how you got it, maybe you saw a sexy looking cloud, you were admiring the wood of the docks, or you just so happened to accidentally start thinking about Ricky Guster’s soft, yet firm buttcheeks.

Either way, there are no bushes growing on the docks, to your dismay.

So now you have to get past the guard of the docks without making this awkward. You can’t stand here for too long either, or else he’ll start to think something is up.

Yeah! That’s your name, your small in size, and not really the brightest in the knife pantry, but you are a pretty strong lil boy. You also can go super fast, hence your name. You love gold and you want to get as much as you can.

You two arrive at the harbor of Grabbus, ready to get some gold. But first, you have to find out what your names are, the little one there, ate both of your passports, you don’t know if it was out of hunger, or the need to show off how powerful you claim to be. Either way, you both are fish out of water who need water bottles taped to your gill so you can walk on land.