#grabbus

I'm posting on here once AGAIN, after a large amount of time, to inform you I have returned to the business of attempting to make video games.

Grabbus is, so far, 5 years in the making. It'll probably be a few more.

But a demo of some kind will come out at the end of the year!

I worked in a factory for two years to raise the money for music and sound effects! So we're doing this!

Cool features include:

-Infinite, dynamic world map for building and exploring

-Random Dungeons full of enemies and loot, all *grab-able*

-Fuse infinitely-scaling items and weapons together to get better ones as you traverse each floor, grabbing, pulling, and throwing your way to victory. This earns you resources for building more on the world map, giving you permanent bonuses!

-Keep your best items if you survive, but perish, and lose everything in your inventory! Sorry! Get good! (And enjoy the automatic difficulty/reward slider that will take it a bit easier on you)

Nah, you see man, it’s a first and last name, you’ve come extra prepared, luis doesn’t even have a last name! The silly billy he is!

Now as for the matter at hand, the guard does come over because he thinks you two are being suspicious. He asks why your friend is rigorously vibrating with his back turned to the both of you, looking down at the water. You stall him by explaining to him that your friend was bitten by a poisonous animal, right on the dick, and now he has to get the poison out through special means.

You are now Luis, and you just want this to be over. You look deep into the ocean with your elven eyes, seeing all of the fish that swim by. You try to imagine how soft their lips are and how it would feel if they preformed fellatio on your member. Admittedly that would be pretty weird, but that’s all you got right now.

That and the hope that a mermaid will just flop on the deck and lavish you right then and there.

Oh no ricky, what have you done.

Ricky explains to you that the guard is here to help suck the poison out of you, he claims to be an expert at this sort of thing, he really wanted to be a doctor.

Yeah! That’s your name, your small in size, and not really the brightest in the knife pantry, but you are a pretty strong lil boy. You also can go super fast, hence your name. You love gold and you want to get as much as you can.

You two arrive at the harbor of Grabbus, ready to get some gold. But first, you have to find out what your names are, the little one there, ate both of your passports, you don’t know if it was out of hunger, or the need to show off how powerful you claim to be. Either way, you both are fish out of water who need water bottles taped to your gill so you can walk on land.