I Guess I'm Here

Eraserhead: *sighs* ... which one I have 20.

LoV: The loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up.

Eraserhead: Or what?

(Earlier that day)

Kirishima: Oh nice! I forgot I had a packet of M&Ms in my bag.

Fat Gum: Like, how do you forget that?

Fat Gum: I'm aware of every snack or sweet treat I've ever bought.

Fat Gum: I'm telling you now a bag of M&Ms has never, and will never, take me by surprise.

All Might: No.

Recovery Girl: The last patient who didn't slow down after i suggested it died-

All Might: Oh my goodness!

Recovery Girl: -in a plane crash.

All Might: Oh, that sounds unrelated.

Recovery Girl: I'm the one the crashed it.

All Might:

All Might: Password.

Computer: Your password is incorrect.

All Might: Incorrect.

Computer: Try again.

All Might: Again.

Also Twice: No way man you do it.

Naomasa: I've been informed that you have pot in your car.

All Might (Small form) *pointing at the flowerpot on the floor*: Oh you mean that?

Naomasa *chuckling*: Oh, I must be mistaken then. What are you growing?

All Might: Weed.

Naomasa:

Midnight:

Present Mic:

Nezu:

All Might: So that's why I'm here.

All Might: Great! ... But they use so much slang. Have no idea what they're even saying anymore.

(flashback to various points the previous day)

Uraraka: Yes All Might spill that tea.

Aoyama: All Might that drip is iconic.

Todoroki: I'm dead.

Izuku: You can't be mad at me I'm baby.

Kirishima: Big yikes.

Bakugou: All Might you truly are the goat.

Recovery Girl: I don't think Midoriya's mother is pleased with you.

All Might: Why do you say that?

Recovery Girl, *reading aloud*: "Dear All Might, I hope this message finds you before I do."

Iida: We lost Mineta.

All Might:

Endeavour: What, not even gonna say bless you?

Eraserhead: You're late.

Present Mic: You alright?

Midnight: Did something happen?

All Might: I overslept and currently running on half a skincare routine, odd socks and a breakfast of toothpaste.

UA Teachers:

All Might: