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YOU ARE THE REASON
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Misplaced Lens Cap
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A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.

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weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls
tweets i think about regularly
Nah dude don’t worry about it, she’s always saying shit like “I am bound to oaths I no longer believe in…” and trying to die in pointless battles. I wouldn’t pay it much mind

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prev many settings have been set in dying earths where human knowledge has been lost through disaster or war or degeneration. but cant you just imagine a world where humanity is sitting on millennia and millennia of information and just isnt big enough to remember it all. the delves into libraries like crypts. the memory of all dead generations weigh like a nightmare on the minds of the living
What is Tumblr?
Tumblr is the opiate of the very, very few.
I've known a number of non binary people in my life and I think single biggest conclusion I can draw from that is that non binary people are not the same. Like if Men fit in box A and women fit in box B, people really, really want nonbinary people to fit in a theoretical box C, and it just doesn't work like that. They are outside the boxes. They defy any simple categorization because they are not a third way of being, but every other possible way of being.
Being supportive of binary people is relatively simple, they have decided to sort themselves into one of the boxes that we have lots of experience interacting with. Being supportive of nonbinary people can be comparatively tricky, because you have to resist the urge to create box C and drop them all there. That's how we end up with various prejudices like "woman lite". Humans really, really like to categorize things. It helps us think. Unfortunately, sometimes it helps us think wrong.
If you have a non binary person in your life, I think it is important to take the extra effort to learn about them specifically.
I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.
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Gonna do a round-up of some small mask designs. I think I took all these photos before heading to vend at a convention a few years ago, but the photos have been gathering dust cuz the small masks aren't super exciting to post. A lot of these are some of my earliest designs from when I was just starting with leather, but I keep making them because I still think they're fun.
We got:
An eroded design, where it looks like half the mask is rusting and corroding away. When I'm making a batch of masks for stock, I like arranging it so the tattered part is on a part of the hide that has some weird surface texture from a brand or scar. Adds to the texture, and also shows off a piece of leather that would otherwise be discarded.
A robotic design, which I call the Mechanical Oni. Possibly my first design that was assembled out of a bunch of separate pieces? This design works well with contrasting colors.
A very holey design, I was pushing to see how little material could still make a reasonable mask. Abstract, but sort of resembling fibers being pulled apart, or veins on skin, or rivulets flowing on sand.
A clean design with little swirls of wind puffing their way in little eddies across the surface. I really like doing this design in blue colors, especially with some iridescence or sheen to them.
This design I was thinking about the golden age of Hollywood, lights on cinema marquees. Rows of holes of subtly shifting sizes encircle the eyes.
A vampire who's seen better days. Teeth mostly broken away. A shadow of their former self, but still a threat.
Bubbly little design. Frothy even. Might have gone too small on the bubbles to be honest, I may rework this idea some day.
Bandit mask with caged eyes. Shutter shades cuz you're so evil and cool. This design was me riffing on an idea I'd seen Tom Banwell do (the prime inspiration for me when I was starting this, he's been doing laser-cut masks for a very long time, and his stuff has always rocked), but I wanted to try it slimmer and sleeker than he did.
If you’re someone who likes meal prepping, this recipe takes like an hour and a half but if you double it makes like 8 servings of sauce that freeze and that you can portion out however you want, and is just really really friggin good.
A Dai people's rice noodle dish, smothered with a tomato-chili meat sauce.
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LRB: This is basically my take about the utility of identity in general. Determining whether you ontologically "are" something usually requires propping up your beliefs on brittle models that might not serve you, and usually dooms you to end up in some kind of cul-de-sac of thought-terminating high school debate whenever you want to use that "are"-ness. Determining whether it is useful (to you, to others interacting with you) to behave as-if you are something (under your and their model of what that 'something' is), and under what circumstances and to what extent, is more relevant, more flexible, and actually acknowledges the agency and investments of everyone involved.

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let's say that you died and were replaced by an impostor who lied so convincingly in its portrayal of the real you that it genuinely believes itself to be you. would that be fucked up or what?
tailslide's exposition is such a rat's nest to deal with in any attempt to edit because like. you need world knowledge to understand characters' Deals. but that world knowledge is universally either batshit insane, or is just rich enough that giving it any of the depth it needs to be interesting/tonally Correct would totally derail the plot. I think I just need to be more okay with letting a character get One Thing shown about them in their first appearance, and then fleshed out later when the rest of their Deal becomes relevant. But *that* makes me feel like I'm letting the audience get a weak first impression, so like, who knows.