gothzeldaa

My favorite thing about tumblr is following peoples personal storylines. Like when somebody I follow finally goes on a date with the person they like or comes out to their best friend or finishes a huge homework assignment I am literally on the couch pumping my fist and being really happy for them

when your cat licks his paw…and then rubs his head with the paw…wow…that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

Dude has broad shoulders and beefy arms for holding and protecting you and just the fattest most luscious ass and thighs you've ever seen

All I’m imagining is that one bro at the gym who’s extra thick and has a big waste and could be a couch in and of himself but like would totally be able to lift a whole damn cow if you asked.

bellas new moon edward hallucination telling her to do a backflip right before she jumps off the cliff

rosalie, upon finding a dying emmett in the mountains: noo don’t die your so sexy aha