An Interview with Your Muse
An Interview with Your Muse
Bronlin Ok'pug, son of Throk
2. What is your real name?
I...uh... Bronlin Ok'pug... son of Throk?
3. Do you know why you were called that?
Because for some reason my father got tired of hard consonants.
4. Are you single or taken?
Single *waggles brow* ...ladies.
5. Have any abilities or powers?
Nothing much, just the unbridled support of the elements and the penchant for getting them to do stuff for me.
6. Stop being a Mary Sue.
But... but... I'm special.
7. What’s your eye color?
8. How about your hair color?
Some call it red, really I think it's more of a burnt sienna but I'm told I shouldn't know the names of colors like that.
9. Have you any family members?
We got Papa Ok'pug, my mother, Graum, an older brother named Branok, and my brother from another mother, Muds.
I dunno if I'd call him a pet, really - but back in the Twilight Highlands this little bugger started following me around so I took him home and now he floats about the yard.
We call him Professor Tumble.
11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like.
12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?
Lotsa things. Cooking, meditating, punching things that deserve it in the face, setting things on fire.
13. Ever hurt anyone before?
Only intentionally and it most likely involved a mace to the face.
14. Ever… killed anyone before?
Well that's just part of the job, isn't it?
15. What kind of animal are you?
Oh hell, I dunno. Some kinda boar with a badass mohawk.
16. Name your worst habits.
I guess I have a nasty tendency for rushing headlong into things without considering the consequences sometimes. And also not exactly being sorry for it.
17. Do you look up to anyone at all?
My parents of course. I suppose my mother in particular - she had to care for both me and Bran in the midst of poor living conditions and a full scale war, but never once did she treat it like an overwhelming hardship. She made us feel like we could do anything.
18. Gay, straight, or bisexual?
I hang my sock on the left side of the bed post. ...That's right, isn't it? Left side for straight? It's straight.
Sounds like a crock of human bullshit to me.
20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Yeah, why not? Reckon it may be kinda nice one day.
21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls?
Oh man, I wish. One day though, gonna have my own village and a title and all the ladies are gonna be lined up at the door. I just need to like... save a town, or... lose both my hands and strangle Gul'dan with nothing but my feet or something.
22. What are you most afraid of?
23. What do you usually wear?
Clothes, lest I make the overseers cranky. I don't think they are so willing to put up with my nudity now that I've left the military.
Of course I do. My family, my best friend, that girl I keep seeing at the nightly bonfires, lotsa folk.
25. When was the last time you wet yourself?
Are you talking about showering because I do not think you are talking about showering.
26. Well, it’s not over yet!
Ok! Let's go!
27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class)
28. How many friends do you have?
Well, I've a multitude of acquaintances, but a handful of those who I see with any frequency. Still get together with some of the guys from my old regiment, been meeting new folk within the Earthen Ring, and then of course there's Muds.
29. What are your thoughts on pie?
31. What’s your favorite place?
Got a lot of favorite places, but as I'm presently held up on Draenor, I suppose I can say that Talador is one of the prettiest places I've ever visited.
32. Are you interested in someone?
Ohhhh, girl at the nightly bonfires, some day I shall woo thee.
33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy?
Big enough to keep people happy.
34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean?
Both! At the same time!
35. What’s your type?
Prolly call them more "kinks" than fetishes but I think you owe me a drink before I tell you any more.
37. Seme or uke? Top or Bottom? Dominant or Submissive?
Hey, I'm a shaman, I'm all about balance.
Nothing quite like sleeping beneath the night sky, I suppose if I had to choose one it'd be camping.
39. Are you wanting the interview to end?
Are you? I thought we were having fun.
40. Now it’s over! Tag five people:
All right, shout out to: grikatheseeker kalooeh coconuttygrey raerianna rakeeshsorrel
