yknow whenever i see the john cena meme things, i remember this one kid i knew years and years ago, who had like. a john cena binder, backpack, some book covers, a hat, and stuff. he was just. the john cena guy.
played lots of games, and went through like, a whole three years just. cenaâing life. until eventually, we come to the end of the year, and someone finally gets the nerve to ask him âwhatâs your favourite cena matchâ or something like that, and he just. peers down to his shoes, tears in his eyes, and says that heâs never had cable or internet, and only knows cena from a ps1 game, and the way he sounded made it seem like he was confessing to a goddamn murder











