she devil

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb

looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him

Hey op any updates?

every single one of you reblogging this are going to hell

This post literally crashed my phone three times when trying to reblog it

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

if you have an axolotl fursona you are legally required to advocate for their survival in the wild, sorry

axolotls are dying en masse due to pollution and they are only alive and popularized as pets today due to their usefulness in animal testing due to their regenerative properties Send Text

no bad vibes in 2019 just crab bags & other bean beings

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

some of you never accidentally had your boat break into three oak wood planks and two sticks upon hitting the shore just a little too fast and it shows

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

Me: I’m over white men *sees a white man* Me: HOODY HOO!!!!

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

i know a gal……she’s on her way

thanks

Hi molbo, can you leave?