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@gorongourmandbraton
Hello, welcome to my ask blog, goro! I'm Braton! I saw other Gorons making some and I thought it'd be a perfect idea. You guys can ask me questions about rocks and I can answer them!
Or, if ya really don't want to, I guess you don't have to ask about rocks. You can ask anything you want, goro.
Bye-bye, goro!
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Auwhhh... I'm usually starving for rock roast, but now I'm starving for questions, goro!!
Got some questions for ya braton!
So rocks are made up of all sorts of different minerals and you've described them having different tastes, does
1. Do those shiny glassy rocks in lanayru taste good?
2. Have you tried any of the rocks from the depths? I would assume they have lot of umami considering that place is a mushroom haven
Those rocks in Lanayru taste awful! It tastes like water, it's wet and it's cold. It's also kind of sour. Not even cooking it makes it better, goro. I tried it once and immediately threw up because of how bad it tastes, goro. I am NEVER eating another rock from Lanayru again, especially not those shiny ones.
I have, goro! I once went down there to explore an abandoned mine, and I managed to find a rock to eat. You're right, it did have a lot of umami. It was really crunchy, like REALLY crunchy. It was so tough I could barely eat it, goro. Sadly, I haven't found another one since.
Hi!! If you were to recommend a rock to a non-goron who’s never eaten a rock before, what would that rock be… c:
(Silly question but I just needed to also tell you the Pastos blog doesn’t allow ppl to send asks anonymously :c…)
I think I'd recommend just a simple Grilled Rock Roast, goro. It isn't much, but it sure is delicious and it's pretty filling. I heard that non-Gorons don't have the same teeth like we do, but Grilled Rock Roast is pretty easy to eat even for non-Gorons.
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Have you tried asbestos?
Hm... no, I haven't, goro. I think I've heard of it before, though. I'm gonna go look for some now! I'll tell you how it goes, goro. Hopefully it tastes good.
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Do you have any kind of favorite rock ?
Of course I do, goro! My favourite rock is really rare, and you can only find it in the Gerudo region. It's so rare that I'm the first Goron to ever find it. Isn't that cool, goro?
I even named it. Or... kinda. I can't decide whether to call it the Desert Rock Roast or the Sandy Rock Roast. Maybe both? Sandy Desert Rock Roast... yeah, that fits, goro! Its called the Sandy Desert Rock Roast!
It's got a really unique flavour. I've never tasted anything like it. It's kinda dry, but the crunch really makes up for it. It's very tough and gritty as well, but that just makes it even better, goro!
Next time you visit the Gerudo region, you should definitely try to find this rock, goro. It's so good. I think I'm gonna go look for some more, since talking about it made me hungry again.