Deathless.

I hope it’s raining on my island 🪱⛈

What a calm and nice morning it was today 😴😌

A tiktok without the username attached. A man is in his kitchen, holding a frying pan and white cane. He yells out narration throughout the video as he demonstrates cooking eggs. He says, “I’m blind, this is how I fry an egg! This is way too messy. Got my egg pan!”

He cracks an egg, splattering it on the counter, and says “Bam! Let’s try that again. Bam.” He cracks it successfully.

“Find the hole, hopefully there’s no shell in there. Aaah! Whoo!” He cracks eggs into each cup of a tray with 6 depressions. He says, “that’s all of them, right?” and the camera person says “You missed one in the middle.” He replies “It’s always the middle!” He carries the full tray over to his toaster oven, proclaiming “I need my protein! Oven time!”

He puts the tray on the rack, saying “Try and hold it level.” The toaster makes a sound when closed, and the man shows his iphone, saying “It comes up on my phone.” He taps the screen twice and says “start cooking. Get a plate while I wait!”