DADDY'S HOME

*rolls on floor and cries to Masaki’s picture about being bored, how the children do not love him, and how empty the house is*

Karin walked into the house after school and kept her bag away. She saw Isshin rolling pathetically before her mother’s poster and cringed. “Dad….what the hell are you doing now…?” She was slightly afraid to ask but asked anyway.

"Daddy's bored and alone, Karin! There's nothing to dooo~" The father wailed, his rolling stopped to speak.

that’s almost too cruel almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.

lets play “is that unsourced art or did the artist not comment”

This makes me so happy

If you're ever feeling down and out about your writing, just remember that 12 publishing houses rejected Harry Potter before one gave JK Rowling a book deal.

Beaming, Isshin pulled his hand back and smacked Ichigo's back several times (and with enough force to probably stagger the poor boy). "Yuzu made cookies! You want some? They're those really chocolatey ones you love~~"