The Goofy Holler

But most muses have been/are being moved over to @reanimatedmuses and its’ sideblog @unanimatedmuses 

But most muses have been/are being moved over to @reanimatedmuses and its’ sideblog @unanimatedmuses 

But most muses have been/are being moved over to @reanimatedmuses and its’ sideblog @unanimatedmuses 

If I post an open starter, and you want to respond to it,

                                           DO THE THING!

❝ But the starter has already been replied too by someone else! ❞

                                           I don’t care, do the thing.

❝ But you posted it hours/days/weeks months ago! ❞

                                          Do. The. Thing.

❝ But I don’t know if I can… ❞

                                         This is your permission.                                          Do the thing.

❝ But you’re so quality, and I’m not! ❞

                                          I don’t care, do the thing.

Look, there’s nothing more depressing than making a starter, big or small, and having no one reply to it. It just sits there, empty, unused, unloved. If it happens enough the role player will stop posting open starters all together, defaulting instead to people who they know will answer them for sure. Or in some extreme cases leave the community. 

Open starters are open for a reason. Any one of my followers can answer them hours, days, weeks, heck even months after they’ve been posted. That’s why they’re tagged open.

So please, if you ever, ever, see a starter post tagged open that looks interesting to you RESPOND TO IT! 

“Pray you never wake to find reality knocking at your door.”

“Oh, I swear, if you turn that thing on any of us again, I will not hesitate. I will kill you.”

“Hate to burst your bubble, but we can’t just stomp through the front door.”

“I am not cute. I mean, I am. Extremely. But not like you mean it.”

“You’re always saying I’m annoying. Well, let me be annoying!”

“And, ___, try not to get yourself killed.”

“I was dead yesterday, remember? Can only improve from here.”

“You’re weak. You’re small. And in this world, that means you lose.”

“If you harm them, I will end you. Let them go and we can discuss a future where you’re still breathing.”

“Oh… you seem to think this is a negotiation.”

“This will teach you not to shoot my friends!”

“I realize it’s a long shot, but… any chance for a private lesson?”

“And you. You look like you need killing.”

“We trusted you… We would’ve done anything you asked. And you betrayed us when we needed you most.”

“You’re the face I saw when murder entered my heart.”

“Running away was never my strong suit.”

“The flames will burn away your falsehoods and reveal the truth.”

“We do not choose. We walk down a path.”

“I just got done being a big bad hero, and I’m down for a little ugly bumpin’.”

“Of course it’s zombies. Yeah. Because fսck me, that’s why.”

“In case I wasn’t clear before, the undead freak me out.”

“We get it. You’re smart. Just do something!”

“Hey. You… you know I’m in love with you, right?”

“Uh… Wait. What?! Now?! I mean, this is, like, the worst time!”

“We must accelerate our plans. They’ve left us no choice.”

“Congratulations. Your name isn’t on my list.”

“Don’t play dumb. It won’t end well for you.”

“And here I thought you were the intelligent one.”

“Your concerns are appreciated, truly. But we must press forward.”

“At the moment, you are the luckiest person in the world. ‘Cause you’re at the bottom of my list.”

“Well, I had things I needed to figure out. And once I did… Let’s just say I know who I am now.”

“Stop! If you value your lives, you’ll let my ___ go!”

“Maybe they’re gone. But the people in this room, we’re not. We will never abandon you.”

“If you’re lucky, you’ve earned another hour of life.”

“Let any who would stop us shatter against what we have built.”

“I’m afraid you overestimate my willingness in this endeavor.”

“I’ve no time for your weakness. There is work to be done.”

“I know you’re there. And holy shit do I need your help.”

“Don’t ever do that to me again. I was ready to kill you just now.”

“No. I know what you’re doing. Don’t try and seduce me.”

“If I don’t know where I’m swinging, then neither will you.”

“Real men hug!”

“I broke the world for us…”

“You can do this. We’re right behind you. Plus, the whole world is at stake, so try not to fսck up.”

“I’ll see you suffer for what you have taken from me!”

“I know you’re in there… Darling, take off the mask…”

“Which is more powerful, the desire for revenge or the ability to forgive?”

“I was only gonna chop him a little…”

“Yes, hate feels good. It drowns the pain. I’ve seen how easily it consumes you.”

“So, that was the most fucked-up thing I’ve ever seen…”

“How fitting. Even in your moment of triumph, you still managed to fall short.”

“Losing one’s family is a wound that cannot be mended.”

“Besides, you need to get punched in the face now and then… to know you’re alive.”