me @ straight people: oh my god just ask it the offensive way i don’t have time for this

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

how about respecting worms

quincy is so woke hes on the social justice issues from 2068

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

Does anyone know what day it is today?

like junetember 75th i think

march 33rd

its frickin april?

bullshit

It’s fucking Christmas you morons

It’s the 88th day of Christmas

it’s october 195

It’s like the 33rd day of the fourth decade of 2020

It’s 4pm. Days and months don’t exist, only 4pm.

The best visual gag in any piece of media was the giant vault door concealing a normal-sized door in Portal 2

Actually the best joke of all time period was also in Portal 2 and it’s when Glados says “Well, this is the part where he kills us” and Wheatley follows up “Hello, this is the part where I kill you!” and the chapter card pops up reading “Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You” and then you unlock the achievement “The part where he kills you” and the achievement description reads “This is that part.”

Portal 2 is a fucking masterpiece for hundreds of reasons

Boys will be boys

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

it’s hilarious that nobody in The Mandalorian seems to know what the Force is, so whenever Baby Yoda uses it everyone is just like “damn your kid is kinda fucked up”

*puts octopus on head* aesthetic

I am so fucking done with all these fucking aesthetic posts what the actual fuck there better not be any god damn person with a fucking piece of shit octopus on their head when i scroll down bc if there is i swear to god