imagine you’re at a convention and you’re reaching for a sasunaru doujinshi and someone else reaches for it at the same time and you look up and it’s megan thee stallion

fuck all jokers except whatever lego joker and telltale joker had going on

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

absolutely can't abide people who moan about the logical inconsistencies on hannibal like "that doesn't work...that's not legal... that's physically impossible blah blah blah" it's amazing how they think they're watching some high brow, intricate crime procedural and not this high camp gay horror rom com where the main villain is an ostentatious european whose name literally rhymes with cannibal and grew up in a great big dracula castle

I hate everyone being like “I can’t believe how unhygienic we used to live Im never going back even after covid bla bla” ok I’m literally going to lick the floor at the grocery store

nobody will ever get star wars the way a group of eight year olds spending recess constructing elaborate storylines featuring their own original characters who are all like yoda’s cyborg cousin who was TWO lightsabers one red and one blue get star wars

i’m going to start saying “this is my design” everytime i fuck up at something

*runs over the curb* this is my design

unpopular opinion: dark academia is but an evolution of the early 2010s tumblr teaboo/british obsession/wholock mania. the insufferable intellectualism? bbc sherlock roots. tweed jackets aesthetic? the 11th doctor's influence. in this essay i will