I love women

42,000,000,000,000,000,000 missed calls from “dumbfuck university” to offer me a scholarship

the funniest part of the jason x sex scene post is actually watching jason x and finding out that the sex scene was plot relevant because jason revives at the very same time they were having sex in the room next door and it's implied that jason could sense them having sex while he was cryogenically frozen and it pissed him so much (because he hates sex) that it revived him. if you removed it you would make the movie less funny.

MY BUALLS

uh. Can they get up without their hearts?

oh! no. no they cannot. please send your coordinates and someone will be along soon to clean up the body.

[redacted coordinates] they were trying to break in and hurt Skyler.

...that sounds vaguely familiar. well, thank you for your vigilantism.

thank my girlfriend properly.

i believe i already have? unless i'm missing something, in which you should tell me.

she’s a werewolf. what do you say to dogs when they do something praiseworthy.

..well pardon me for not calling a stranger a good girl. i figured that might've been a bit strange.

am I not one ? :(

no. you are. werewolves who take out those trying to do harm like that are very good girls. good work.

AWOOOOOOOOOO :3

uh. Can they get up without their hearts?

oh! no. no they cannot. please send your coordinates and someone will be along soon to clean up the body.

[redacted coordinates] they were trying to break in and hurt Skyler.

...that sounds vaguely familiar. well, thank you for your vigilantism.

thank my girlfriend properly.

i believe i already have? unless i'm missing something, in which you should tell me.

she’s a werewolf. what do you say to dogs when they do something praiseworthy.

..well pardon me for not calling a stranger a good girl. i figured that might've been a bit strange.

am I not one ? :(

uh. Can they get up without their hearts?

oh! no. no they cannot. please send your coordinates and someone will be along soon to clean up the body.

[redacted coordinates] they were trying to break in and hurt Skyler.

uh. Can they get up without their hearts?

it was more of a gender dysphoria thing but whatever.

THIS LOVELY FEMME PILLOW PRINCESS IS LOOKING FOR ANOTHER FEMME. SHE LOVES BEING TOPPED AND CALLED A GOOD GIRL. ADOPTING OUT TO A LOVING TOP. DM FOR DETAILS.