No Tomatoes For Darco

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

can’t wait for whatever bullshit happens tomorrow #mybullshit

Settings > My Pillhead Uncle > Configure My Pillhead Uncle

The shirt you see before facing off with a lvl 15 lotad

It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that.

If you’re aiming at SuperWhoLocks, ITS NOT FUNNY.

They’ve arrived

are you people trying to threaten me with gifs of Bendytoots Lizardman and friends

Pffff we’re so scared

I Am Unironically Being Threatened With Gif Of Generic White Man With Gun™

Generic White Man 2™: This Time Nakey

oh my god it’s 2016 i thought this nightmare was over

This is the worst post on this website