PushPop

macklin celebrini is like if a horse and an american girl doll had a baby

I got that dog in me. (Waiting at your door till you come home.)

so embarrassing when I like a mainstream song. i thought I was more fucked up than this

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

carter hart is crying. we’re stanley cup champs. life is GREAT!!!

crazy how if you do your chores and obligations first thing on a day off you can enjoy your free time more than if you feel like you’re procrastinating your chores and obligations the whole time. i will not be learning from this experience

Stephen Gogolev, look at me, you gotta change up something about the way you tie your laces, if not for yourself, for the collective sake of fs tumblr’s nerves

I may be Canada down but oh boy am I ready for my beloved writers to pump out the gold medal fics

I fear this did not age well 🫩. Men are so disappointing

Jesus could walk on water, but could he swim on land?