In My Defense

Lo siento....

u jeluzz???

i shwr, ur jst a prude

u jeluzz???

jus 1 nite btween thos thighz mami n ill show u smthin tht feelz even better 👅💦

I will swear on this bible in a court of law and then beat you with it.

aight bb, my safe wrd is propane

Take a long, thorough shower and we'll talk.

jus 1 nite btween thos thighz mami n ill show u smthin tht feelz even better 👅💦

I will swear on this bible in a court of law and then beat you with it.

Perhaps if certain people would admit their homosexuality, life would be considerably easier.

im bi

Wonderful. I'll give you a gold sticker.

wuld prfer a bj but ok

Consider, instead: 2 gold stickers.

2 stckrz n a kiss

2 stickers and a pat on the head. Final offer.

Perhaps if certain people would admit their homosexuality, life would be considerably easier.

im bi

Wonderful. I'll give you a gold sticker.

wuld prfer a bj but ok

Consider, instead: 2 gold stickers.

Perhaps if certain people would admit their homosexuality, life would be considerably easier.

im bi

Wonderful. I'll give you a gold sticker.

How are you feeling?

Distressed...

Good God, those kids get more action than I do..

i cn fixxx tht 😜😜😜😜😜😫😫😫💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦👁🕳👁

I would rather go through all nine circles of Hell, and then bathe in the River Styx.

wut? i dunno wut tht mns

Not surprising.