もえない ゴミ

should have been holding hands…

With Amara and Abaddon, they have things for Dean, sure, but they don’t center their entire evil plans around him, he’s just a fun little distraction.

Men on the other hand.

He is personally responsible for at least one of Victor’s divorces because he obsessed over dean for three years. The entire plot of season 5 was Michael wanting his special little princess instead of resurrecting Adam or John or looking for one of John’s likely numerous children. He walks back into Benny’s life and upends it multiple! Times! Including ending his friendship with his great granddaughter! Not to mention the drowley summer of love where Crowley flat out forgets about his responsibilities as king to be gay little buddies with Dean.