The Golly Gee Whizard

The only TikTok I know comes from the great clock which counts the seconds until my inevitable demise.

And this is where they steal the dances from?

The dances serve to mock my inevitable demise.

The only TikTok I know comes from the great clock which counts the seconds until my inevitable demise.

Scroll? Like the one that contains prophecies of my inevitable demise?

I tell people that turning my thermostat down opens a portal to the ice dimension, and up to the fire dimension, so they leave it how I like it.

I will smite you into next week if I feel too warm or cold within my own tower.

Fuck my stupid wizard life

Oh I thought you said "wife"... nevermind forget I was here

My wife is incredibly smart buddy, you must have fucked someone else's wizard wife. While you're here would you like a cup of coffee?

Fuck my stupid wizard life

Mixed up my shrinking potion and my coffee again. I don't want to talk about it until I am normal size again

abraca-dad-bra

just cast this because I thought it'd be funny and now I'm in lingerie. help

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

once while I was petting my dog it turned into a non-newtonian fluid